2009-09-30, 04:46 PM
Meh, this one was going on WAYYYYYYY too long, so i copypasted...
Also note, I did this one in the middle of an art history class, im sitting in the back try not to laugh to loud D:
Meh, i kinda feel nasty after that one :\
Also note, I did this one in the middle of an art history class, im sitting in the back try not to laugh to loud D:
I Like Curry!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hiya
Stranger: how r u
You: i r good, ty
You: yourself?
Stranger: m ok
Stranger: thanku
Stranger:
You: :0
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: kooll
You:
you like candaian bacon?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: dunno much abt it
You: they are good
You: we are famous for our canadian bacon
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: m/f??
You: f
Stranger: kewl
You: you?
Stranger:
Stranger: m
You: oooo, where you from/
Stranger: india
You: really? i like curry!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: there r many curries
Stranger: vich curry do u like
You: the red one?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: many red ones dear
You: whichever one is the spicy red one, i like it spicy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: vats ur name?
You: marry-may
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: like u
Stranger:
You: ty
Stranger: vat do u do?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: if u dont mind
You: im a hooker really, and 17
Stranger: kooll
Stranger: me 19
You: cool
tho most of my customers are almost twice that age
Stranger: lol
You: you seem like a virgin to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noo noo
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u how many times??
You: oh, its hard to keep track these days, maybe 2 to 5 times in an average night
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can v b frnds
You: i suppose, but wouldnt that be hard with you in india?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: m pretty kool with it
Stranger: i find u sweet n interestin
You: why ty
You: but i must warn you
You: i have both a vagina and a penis
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really??
You: yes
You: it gets hard when they both get tangeled together
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its ok with me
You: thats good
Stranger: lol
You: interestinglyy enough, it gets me morre money
Stranger: u got yahoo
Stranger: same here
Stranger: m gettin horny too
You: nope, i dont have yahoo
You: i like strngers more
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i m a stranger
You: no wai!!! really?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: den r v frnds
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
You: yes we are
its making my penis hard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: email id?
You: sorry, ii dont have an email either
You: we are not allowed to have them in canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: u dont hav an email id??
You: nope
Stranger: its ok
You: they arrest us when we make them :
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u gettin horny??
You: oh yes, im pushin my penis into my vagina
You: it feels good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u got boobs rite?
You: yes, but for some reason, one is almost twice as big as the other
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: can i suk dem
You: possibly
Stranger: koolll
Stranger: my dik is gettin hard
Stranger: sk it baby
Stranger: auk*
Stranger: suk*
You: You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of Canadian law.
Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
You: Your IP has been logged.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u jokin
You: nope, it seems they are restricting us here
You: you must go, they will come after you!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hiya
Stranger: how r u
You: i r good, ty
You: yourself?
Stranger: m ok
Stranger: thanku
Stranger:

You: :0
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: kooll
You:
you like candaian bacon?Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: dunno much abt it
You: they are good
You: we are famous for our canadian bacon
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: m/f??
You: f
Stranger: kewl
You: you?
Stranger:

Stranger: m
You: oooo, where you from/
Stranger: india
You: really? i like curry!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: there r many curries
Stranger: vich curry do u like
You: the red one?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: many red ones dear
You: whichever one is the spicy red one, i like it spicy

Stranger: lol
Stranger: vats ur name?
You: marry-may
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: like u
Stranger:

You: ty

Stranger: vat do u do?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: if u dont mind
You: im a hooker really, and 17
Stranger: kooll
Stranger: me 19
You: cool
tho most of my customers are almost twice that ageStranger: lol
You: you seem like a virgin to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noo noo
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u how many times??
You: oh, its hard to keep track these days, maybe 2 to 5 times in an average night
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can v b frnds
You: i suppose, but wouldnt that be hard with you in india?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: m pretty kool with it
Stranger: i find u sweet n interestin
You: why ty

You: but i must warn you
You: i have both a vagina and a penis
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really??
You: yes
You: it gets hard when they both get tangeled together
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its ok with me
You: thats good

Stranger: lol
You: interestinglyy enough, it gets me morre money
Stranger: u got yahoo
Stranger: same here
Stranger: m gettin horny too
You: nope, i dont have yahoo
You: i like strngers more

Stranger: lol
Stranger: i m a stranger
You: no wai!!! really?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: den r v frnds
Stranger: ?
Stranger:

You: yes we are
its making my penis hardStranger: lol
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: email id?
You: sorry, ii dont have an email either
You: we are not allowed to have them in canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: u dont hav an email id??
You: nope
Stranger: its ok
You: they arrest us when we make them :

Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u gettin horny??
You: oh yes, im pushin my penis into my vagina
You: it feels good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u got boobs rite?
You: yes, but for some reason, one is almost twice as big as the other
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: can i suk dem
You: possibly
Stranger: koolll
Stranger: my dik is gettin hard
Stranger: sk it baby
Stranger: auk*
Stranger: suk*
You: You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of Canadian law.
Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
You: Your IP has been logged.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u jokin
You: nope, it seems they are restricting us here
You: you must go, they will come after you!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Meh, i kinda feel nasty after that one :\

