2009-09-30, 04:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 2009-09-30, 05:13 AM by Sn1perJohnE.)
Shortest conversation ever?
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Thrush?
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Stranger: hi
You: goggles?
Stranger: definitely
You: and what is it that they do?
Stranger: they read your mind
You: and what am i thinking now?
Stranger: sex
You: correct, unfortunetly for you, its not with you. Sorry!
Stranger: thats okay no one ever wants to have sex with me
You: it must be the nose 0-o
Stranger: no its not my nose
Stranger: i think its because i get thrush a lot
You: and this thrush is...?
Stranger: vagina;
Stranger: vaginal*
You: mmmhmm, so im guessing your a girl then
Stranger: yeah
You: well, you have it easy then, its easier for self pleasure :c|
Stranger: but i dont want to touch my vagina because it has thrush
You: and was ist das thrush?
Stranger: its an infection
You: oh my a-@
You: and how does one get this infection?
Stranger: your own body produces it
Stranger: males can get it from females
Stranger: but its not an std or anything
You: really? this is very interesting
You: i believe the last person to go down on you gave it to you
You: you must seek vengence
You: O-o {Long pause}
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think ive got some kind of inbalance in my body
You: it is a "dark chi" you must do yoga for that {another long pause}
Stranger: i hate yoga
Stranger: im not felxible enough
You: mmhhmmm
cardio will help also
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: goggles?
Stranger: definitely
You: and what is it that they do?
Stranger: they read your mind
You: and what am i thinking now?
Stranger: sex
You: correct, unfortunetly for you, its not with you. Sorry!
Stranger: thats okay no one ever wants to have sex with me
You: it must be the nose 0-o
Stranger: no its not my nose
Stranger: i think its because i get thrush a lot
You: and this thrush is...?
Stranger: vagina;
Stranger: vaginal*
You: mmmhmm, so im guessing your a girl then
Stranger: yeah
You: well, you have it easy then, its easier for self pleasure :c|
Stranger: but i dont want to touch my vagina because it has thrush
You: and was ist das thrush?
Stranger: its an infection
You: oh my a-@
You: and how does one get this infection?
Stranger: your own body produces it
Stranger: males can get it from females
Stranger: but its not an std or anything
You: really? this is very interesting
You: i believe the last person to go down on you gave it to you
You: you must seek vengence
You: O-o {Long pause}
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think ive got some kind of inbalance in my body
You: it is a "dark chi" you must do yoga for that {another long pause}
Stranger: i hate yoga
Stranger: im not felxible enough
You: mmhhmmm
cardio will help also
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An actual conversation!
Safer Korea {longish}
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You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: a-@
Stranger: whattttt??
You: omg thats what i was thinking!
Stranger: ummmmmm..
You: this is a nice conversation :c)
Stranger: where ru from ?
You: im from malibu cali
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: korae that i live
You: hmmmm north or south?
Stranger: ssss
Stranger: south
Stranger: u know ?
You: yes yes, that would be the safer side
Stranger: yyyeah
You: well, depending on how you look at it actually
Stranger: what dose mean ?
You: well, North Korea doesnt like South for them seperating themselves from the North
You: so they kinda hate South Korea
You: or at least Kim Jung Ill does
Stranger: oh.hhh
Stranger: but,
Stranger: we r same racial
You: yes, but the North just doesnt really care for some reason
You: in all, your safer socially in south korea, but north korea could be a problem
Stranger: that is can change
You: everything can change i suppose
You: a catiplliar to a butterfly
You: a boy to a man
You: a kitten to a cat
Stranger: not good example
You: or kim jung ill could fall over dead a-@
Stranger: that's coooooooooooooooool
You: yes yes, it would probably be a day of celebration around the world
Stranger: you don't like him ??
You: personally I dont know much about him
You: but his ideals dont seem very good
Stranger: mm your right
You: so therefore, i cant view him as a person to like
You: i think if he were to be more open, he would be likeable tho
You: well, i must be off for now, needa get me some food
Stranger: bye
Stranger: good time
You: goodbye
Stranger: yyyyes
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: a-@
Stranger: whattttt??
You: omg thats what i was thinking!
Stranger: ummmmmm..
You: this is a nice conversation :c)
Stranger: where ru from ?
You: im from malibu cali
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: korae that i live
You: hmmmm north or south?
Stranger: ssss
Stranger: south
Stranger: u know ?
You: yes yes, that would be the safer side
Stranger: yyyeah
You: well, depending on how you look at it actually
Stranger: what dose mean ?
You: well, North Korea doesnt like South for them seperating themselves from the North
You: so they kinda hate South Korea
You: or at least Kim Jung Ill does
Stranger: oh.hhh
Stranger: but,
Stranger: we r same racial
You: yes, but the North just doesnt really care for some reason
You: in all, your safer socially in south korea, but north korea could be a problem
Stranger: that is can change
You: everything can change i suppose
You: a catiplliar to a butterfly
You: a boy to a man
You: a kitten to a cat
Stranger: not good example
You: or kim jung ill could fall over dead a-@
Stranger: that's coooooooooooooooool
You: yes yes, it would probably be a day of celebration around the world
Stranger: you don't like him ??
You: personally I dont know much about him
You: but his ideals dont seem very good
Stranger: mm your right
You: so therefore, i cant view him as a person to like
You: i think if he were to be more open, he would be likeable tho
You: well, i must be off for now, needa get me some food
Stranger: bye
Stranger: good time
You: goodbye
Stranger: yyyyes
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