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2009-09-30, 12:46 AM
Providence Wrote:Honestly, my mom asked me the other day why I was so unmotivated when it comes to finding a partner. Sex was mentioned. . .

My mom may very well be a pimp. ;_:
Better go out and find that partner.

Wouldn't want your mother hookin' you up with strange gals. Trust me.

Mom: "Hey, Bacon, why don't you date this girl? Nice and skinny, great legs, perfect cleavage!"
Me: "Mom, she has a tattoo of a shark on her armpit."
Mom: "Wow, would you look at that! What a wonderful artist!"
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Parents thread - by ablu2 - 2009-09-28, 05:57 PM
Parents thread - by Mark - 2009-09-28, 06:01 PM
Parents thread - by sky54264 - 2009-09-28, 06:14 PM
Parents thread - by FelixTM - 2009-09-28, 06:19 PM
Parents thread - by Providence - 2009-09-28, 06:25 PM
Parents thread - by HooKarez - 2009-09-28, 06:28 PM
Parents thread - by TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-28, 07:15 PM
Parents thread - by VladTheLvr - 2009-09-28, 09:34 PM
Parents thread - by Style - 2009-09-28, 09:54 PM
Parents thread - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-28, 09:56 PM
Parents thread - by Throes - 2009-09-28, 09:57 PM
Parents thread - by AM LURKAN - 2009-09-28, 10:00 PM
Parents thread - by Horusmaster - 2009-09-28, 10:23 PM
Parents thread - by Combattente - 2009-09-29, 08:00 AM
Parents thread - by KhainiWest - 2009-09-29, 08:54 AM
Parents thread - by Rob - 2009-09-29, 09:08 AM
Parents thread - by ThatWasMyKil - 2009-09-29, 09:21 AM
Parents thread - by JezzaRules - 2009-09-29, 09:29 AM
Parents thread - by KhainiWest - 2009-09-29, 09:37 AM
Parents thread - by Rob - 2009-09-29, 10:00 AM
Parents thread - by Ryanide - 2009-09-29, 10:20 AM
Parents thread - by ablu2 - 2009-09-29, 10:28 AM
Parents thread - by Ryanide - 2009-09-29, 10:40 AM
Parents thread - by KhainiWest - 2009-09-29, 10:46 AM
Parents thread - by ablu2 - 2009-09-29, 11:18 AM
Parents thread - by Christopher - 2009-09-29, 11:24 AM
Parents thread - by y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-09-29, 03:13 PM
Parents thread - by xBTAx - 2009-09-29, 03:26 PM
Parents thread - by SuperNerd - 2009-09-29, 08:15 PM
Parents thread - by Throes - 2009-09-29, 10:29 PM
Parents thread - by Mark - 2009-09-29, 11:01 PM
Parents thread - by Providence - 2009-09-29, 11:10 PM
Parents thread - by Bacon - 2009-09-29, 11:22 PM
Parents thread - by Dual - 2009-09-29, 11:33 PM
Parents thread - by Corn - 2009-09-29, 11:37 PM
Parents thread - by MariettaRC - 2009-09-29, 11:50 PM
Parents thread - by Providence - 2009-09-29, 11:54 PM
Parents thread - by Bacon - 2009-09-30, 12:46 AM
Parents thread - by Rain - 2009-09-30, 12:53 AM
Parents thread - by TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-30, 03:21 AM
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