2009-08-14, 02:01 AM
Throws Wrote:"G-guys...this is wrong... We shouldn't..."
"Throws, we just want to help you get clean..."
They laughed. I knew they were taunting me, but I was helpless to resist... The warm water poured over our bodies. The steam surrounded us. Their bodies pushed against mine... His hand caressed my side... Oh God... Was it Felix? Opeth? The warmth and passion was consuming me, taking me to a different place... We can't do this... But, seeing my friends like this... I never...knew... His lips... Oh! Euphoria! Rapture overwhelmed us! I submitted myself completely...
BUT JUST THEN! The door flew open once more!
"Throws, that was a great workout! You're never gonna believe this! I found a FISH outside! Hah-... OPETH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Manda stood in the doorway, a large fish in her hands. Her eyes lit up. Anger. No! I didn't want this! It's not my fault!
"Manda please! It's not what it looks like!"
It was totally what it looked like. She isn't stupid. She knew what was going on... But, but WHY IS SHE RUNNING AT ME! BLAME THE GUYS! THEY ARE EVIL! Manda charged at me with the fish. I grabbed my towel and flew out of the locker room. Felix and Opeth stood by the door enjoying the moment, I'm sure... Bastards...
Manda chased me all over that gym with her fish until I woke up...
...are you serious? Way to cockblock, Throws.
Wow...