Why cats are better than dogs.

Want to take a look at my 100 pound dog that digs in the trashcan for food cause she's apparently too impatient and too obese to not wait for her own food? That's whats wrong with giving a dog "human" food. It leads to much more s'hit than what I wanted to go through in the first place. She'll look for it everywhere cause its the most delicious thing ever.

You're doing it wrong. You don't sit there and give it fully-fledged manmeals, you give it little bits, the bits of food you dont want, stuff as treats.

You're SO F'UCKING EDUCATED YOU LET YOUR DOG BE 100 POUNDS.