Why cats are better than dogs.

You all missed something about cats.

Furballs.

That's enough to make me want a dog. I already had a dog though. Best garbage disposal ever. Oh, and one thing that cats normally don't do: When a burglar enters your house, unless your cat is trained to kill, normally a Pitbull will do a better job at defending.

Furballs are needed for them to survive cause they are the coolest things in the world and actually clean themselves. I wanna see your precious pup lick itself clean then spit out a mighty ball of fur.

"I already had a dog though. Best garbage disposal ever."

Does that mean your dog is gone now? Maybe you shouldn't have fed it human food in the first place. derp.

Yeah, when a burglar enters my house, I'm going to cram a crowbar up his ass, I'm not going to rely on one of my animals to do the job.