Why cats are better than dogs.

I love my kitty. She's awesome. She is loyal. She isn't allowed to go outside so she doesn't bring crap in and when there are mice in the basement she kills them for us. Shes a money saver if you ask me! Sure she claws things up a bit but i would take that over a dog eating my shoes, chewing on my couch, stepping in dog pomegranate outside, the constant drooling that dogs do, the fking stench that dogs give off.

My kitty is priceless.

Anyways, who doesn't like to pet a nice soft platypus every once in a while. =)