Why cats are better than dogs.

what is this i dont even

Actually I know what this is, a retard.
Go kick some cats and I hope one of them claws your wang off, doubting you have one to begin with though.

I fail to see how they are going to claw my wang off when they are going to be bleeding and suffering, and very smart from you calling someone a Retard because they don't share your own opinion; sucks to be you.

Anyways, I've never hard any interaction with a cat more than watching them running around and eating someone else's trash. As for dogs, I think they are loyal, don't mess up your furniture and are more organized.

Oh and about the ninja part, I agree. But as for pet, I wouldn't have one =\.