Why cats are better than dogs.

Oh I'm sorry, WHERE IS THE LITTER TRAY? Oh right, in your f'ucking house.

It's near-on-impossible to play with some cats, since they play with their claws, and unless you're masochistic, there's a high chance you will get scratched.

My friends cat always brought in dead mice, in fact, all my friend's cats do too.

I never said you can never love a cat, but with them being snobbish little twats, being too independent, they don't feel that close to you.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the SOUND OF SCENT ODOR KITTY LITTER. Put it in a room where you don't want it, easy enough mang.

Trimmed claws are always a plus. Sorry the big bad scratch hurt you!

I'm gonna have to say it depends on the neighborhood and how its raised on this statement. Outdoor cats hunt a lot, cats used to pampered environments will probably just want a scratching post, or to play.

And? They deserve to be spoiled. They're f'ucking amazing. If I could give a cat a cat memorial, than I would. I don't care if it doesn't love me, I wouldn't love me either if I was kept inside a house all day.