Why cats are better than dogs.

dogs don't cling to you and claw the sh'it out of your skin when you try to bathe them.

Thank you RDal for stopping this guy from being confused for eternal life.

Month of training?

I've had MORE then 6 dogs. and each of them took about 2 weeks to train.
Also, I could agree with you about dogs wanting walks. But if you have a backyard they never need them!
Ugh, why would you want to bring a cat around with you. Same goes for dogs! gotta consider others!
Oh and on science channel there was a thing about how cats don't fall feet first always, I think it was time warped.

SO HA DOGS RULEZ JOO DRULEEEEE

2 weeks, one month. Still a time worth of training. Cats probably need an introduction to a box, BAM! Done!

Yeah... No. Dogs need more than a big backyard. First of all, I don't want to have to clean my dog because it's the retard that went and got dirty. I don't want a stupid rat being given to me because it caught it in the backyard. Cats bury their killings, dogs bury their food. SMART PUP!

Because I want to flaunt my smart as hell animal. All dog owners should run away with tears because their dog can't do what my amazing cat can do.

Yeah well, the majority can. Every one I've seen can and did. Dogs hips give out too fast, where cats just go on their mighty and holy way cause they have hips of pure, lightweight steel.

Cats almost almost don't love you. If you move out, they usually try to stay behind in the house, becasue that's what they DO love.

Dogs do love you. They're loyal, sweet and they lick you in the face.

The only reason for cats to exist is Caturday. That is the one true purpose of the cat -- to spam catspam kthxbai.

I don't care about an animal loving me to be honest. The little attention cats want and need gets me through the night stress free. Of course cats want to stay at the domain they grew up on. If you get comfy in a chair for a little while, do you want to get up all of a sudden to do whatever you got up for? No, but your going too anyways. If I bring the cat with me, it'll get used to it. Dogs will just tear the s'hit in the new place up. If the dog really loved me, it would do what I wanted it to do, not what IT wanted to do.

Your just jealous cause there's no Dogday.