2009-07-30, 11:54 PM
(This post was last modified: 2009-07-30, 11:57 PM by GMSInfighter.)
Lets just get right into it.
I would think of some more, but my mind hurts from my dog barking at useless things outside like snails and s'hit. Whereas my cat would probably curl up in my lap like a sweetheart.
- Cats don't waste my precious time with walks. They are smart enough to realize that "Hey, maybe I should just walk around the house for a little exercise, or I might gain weight from all the food I'm eating, and lack of exercise!" Whereas dogs on the other hand, "Ugh... I'm just going to lay down until my master grabs the leash." Thanks assholes.
- Cats know how to go to the bathroom, BY THEMSELVES. Magic, right? No, common sense. Dogs have to go through months of training to know how to beg to go the bathroom. So I have to stop whatever I'm doing, open a door or whatever, wait until they are done, and let them back inside. Cats just need a basket full of grain. Humans just need a bowl with water in it, or a bush. Dogs need a backyard FULL of grass.
- Cats are easy to play with/carry. Sure, dogs know how to fetch and what not. But sometimes I like to bring my cat somewhere. I can't pick up my 100 pound dog just whenever I want.
- I can promise you that if you drop a dog from a high level, they will NOT land on their feet. Cats are like f'ucking ninjas. They are badass all around. Small, sneaky as s'hit, and know how to survive a simple fall. FEET FIRST MUTT.
I would think of some more, but my mind hurts from my dog barking at useless things outside like snails and s'hit. Whereas my cat would probably curl up in my lap like a sweetheart.