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I used to cut the whiskers off of the cat,
I used to steal the powerdrill and drill holes into the wall,
I used to sleep in a 100 Dalmation's tent,
I used to drive the riding lawnmower out in the fields,
I used to run in the mud puddlesn naked,
I used to cross the street to papa's house,
I used to chase the chickens and bark at the dog,
I used to adventure through the woods,
I used to be five years old,
I used to be a country boy.