ITT: Too Much Information

Well ok, my sister has a different dad then she does now. Both of the parents we have right now are my two real parents. The cousin was on the dads side on my sisters dad, which is not my dad. My sister is only my half sister.

It was the second time seeing her, my sister found out yesterday she's actually lesbian...
So yeah. lol

I think thats fair play a-@ Shes the cousin of your half sister, theres like 1/10 blood or something @-a i think the illegal incest come in a like first or second cousins. Anyway, Rudy Juiliani or whatever, the mayor (ex?) of new york was once married to a cousin, went all the way too, loads and all.

itt: people post gay fantasies i can fap to

but seriously

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I used to stick my penis in shampoo bottles when I was 9

and

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you know in ps2 games where some cut scenes had the controller vibrate? I used to put the controller over my junk while it was vibrating. I would quit the game and watch the cut scene over again and over and over again

Who hasnt? (besides the ladies....or have they a_@)