2008-07-24, 05:35 PM
"You like Chinese food."
- my fortune cookie
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together"
"Life is the only sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal."
"If at first you don't succeed... maybe skydiving isn't for you."
"He who can does; He who cannot teaches."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"
- George Bernard Shaw
"I'm so clever that sometimes even I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying"
- Oscar Wilde
"I can resist everything except temptation"
- Oscar Wilde
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Put your hand on a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
(Dunno who said it, but Good Will Hunting stole it
)
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." <--- so true
- Franklin P. Jones
- my fortune cookie
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together"
"Life is the only sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal."
"If at first you don't succeed... maybe skydiving isn't for you."
"He who can does; He who cannot teaches."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"
- George Bernard Shaw
"I'm so clever that sometimes even I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying"
- Oscar Wilde
"I can resist everything except temptation"
- Oscar Wilde
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Put your hand on a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
(Dunno who said it, but Good Will Hunting stole it
)"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." <--- so true
- Franklin P. Jones