2009-05-01, 11:08 AM
Full name (First and Last): Eos Parish
Birth Date: 29697.42
Your Account Name: eos367
Forum ID (if applicable): eos367
Your bank account number and routing information: 101 000 911
Your mother's maiden name: Gerscheltzerfluffer
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. Because I am a super genius.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Minutes that have a modulo of 11.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
I think my time zone is now.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Clearly I am. Everyone who doesn't know me tells me I am.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Mardia, General, that one noone knows exists full of all the chinchilla pics...
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Hm. I don't have biological functions of my own, you'd have to settle for my cat's urine sample.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Did you know it was worth a seven day ban to use the phrase "man sex" in a smega?
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
If I drink rasberry kool-aid I can channel Harriisonized. Grape makes me foam at the mouth, I assume that's channeling Pavel...
B> real mod powers. or a an electro-shock-mod-button
. I like that one even better. Moving to site recommendation forum now...
Birth Date: 29697.42
Your Account Name: eos367
Forum ID (if applicable): eos367
Your bank account number and routing information: 101 000 911
Your mother's maiden name: Gerscheltzerfluffer
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. Because I am a super genius.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Minutes that have a modulo of 11.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
I think my time zone is now.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Clearly I am. Everyone who doesn't know me tells me I am.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Mardia, General, that one noone knows exists full of all the chinchilla pics...
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Hm. I don't have biological functions of my own, you'd have to settle for my cat's urine sample.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Did you know it was worth a seven day ban to use the phrase "man sex" in a smega?
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
If I drink rasberry kool-aid I can channel Harriisonized. Grape makes me foam at the mouth, I assume that's channeling Pavel...
B> real mod powers. or a an electro-shock-mod-button
. I like that one even better. Moving to site recommendation forum now...
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