Next time you post, don't make a reiteration, actually try to elaborate on your posts.
As I said, you primed the answer. Had you left it simple yes or no, then you probably would have gotten more people voting for it.
There are several reasons for this. First of all, by voting first for "wtpOMGBBQ hell no! Disgusting Americans", you provided a default choice, which would cause the first few people to vote that. Add that to the fact that you made the answer more fragrant than the casual "Uh...who doesn't?" really changed the results of the statistics.
I hypothesize that if you post this somewhere else and left it simple yes and no, you'd see different statistics.
Wherever there is intervention in the question, you have to be careful of the wording, as almost always bias would be introduced. You supported the second choice, which is not peeing in the shower, so you made that "more interesting" than the other choice.
Also, it wouldn't be labeled as a random question had your thread differently. People don't have the time reading all the topics. They would judge the post based on its title. It doesn't make the results more random, but it makes it more representative of the population that you are testing, which is southperry. By posting random, you're conveying the message that this thread isn't important.
Had you posted "serious question", I'm pretty sure that you'd have much more votes. And more votes means more reliable answers.
For a question like this, which doesn't require much thought and only offers two options, it may not change the answers. Nonetheless, it introduces a bias that wouldn't be there otherwise.
Either your recovery time after the resolution is incredibly short, or you take very long showers. Most people need at least half a day to recover from each set of sperm that is ejaculated. O_o
I usually fap when i shower in the morning and when i go to bed at night. But It is pretty short, as I have fapped 3 times in a day, once.