Funny random things that have happend to you

I work in a hospital as a Nursing Assistant and I was at work one evening and this older Hispanic man who had Schizophrenia was talking to me in spanish. So I pretended I knew what he was talking about and was saying "si".... So I turn around to walk out to get some stuff for him and he slaps my ass.... My friend was with me helping out (who speaks spanish) and was cracking up when we left. So I asked what he said to me and she said that he was saying how he was going to have anal sex with me and I would say yes and how he would do all these dirty things to me.

I kept saying "si".

Stupid stupid me.