2009-03-25, 12:32 AM
I want this post to serve as an oasis of sanity in Mr. Harrisonized's desert of foolishness. I will start this discussion by arguing that Harrisonized is just making a mug of himself when he says that black is white and night is day. Then, I will present evidence that he is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to play fast and loose with the truth. To oppose Trotskyism, we must oppose nativism. To oppose Fabianism, we must oppose obscurantism. And to oppose Harrisonized, we must oppose amoral control freaks.
Harrisonized likes thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why whenever anyone states the obvious—that I would like to register my strong objection to his bromides—discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "What exactly is his point?" I'll tell you the answer in a moment. But first, let me just say that a picayunish mentality and a brutal sense of particularism create fertile soil for grotesque fiends to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize heartless vandalism. And let me tell you, he is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's untoward to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his jackbooted, spineless schemes; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that by writing this post, I am undeniably sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Harrisonized will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to develop an eating disorder although another possibility is that if you think about it you'll see that his blathering imprecations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Harrisonized's hired goons are continuing their quiet work of advancing Harrisonized's real goal, which is to extirpate the things that I cherish.
Does Harrisonized remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people he made fun of just so others would like him more? Even if he does, I'm sure he doesn't care because Harrisonized wants to reduce us to acute penury. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. That's all I'm going to say in this post because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.
Harrisonized likes thinking thoughts that aren't burdensome and that feel good. That's why whenever anyone states the obvious—that I would like to register my strong objection to his bromides—discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "What exactly is his point?" I'll tell you the answer in a moment. But first, let me just say that a picayunish mentality and a brutal sense of particularism create fertile soil for grotesque fiends to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize heartless vandalism. And let me tell you, he is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's untoward to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his jackbooted, spineless schemes; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that by writing this post, I am undeniably sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that Harrisonized will retaliate against me. He'll most likely try to force me to develop an eating disorder although another possibility is that if you think about it you'll see that his blathering imprecations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Harrisonized's hired goons are continuing their quiet work of advancing Harrisonized's real goal, which is to extirpate the things that I cherish.
Does Harrisonized remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people he made fun of just so others would like him more? Even if he does, I'm sure he doesn't care because Harrisonized wants to reduce us to acute penury. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. That's all I'm going to say in this post because if I were to write everything I want to write, I'd be here all night.