2009-03-24, 01:53 AM
Everybody lock your doors, get a gun, protect yourself! Sicnarf is planning to belittle all fine social standards! What follows is a set of observations I have made about intrusive sciolists. He refers to a variety of things using the word "roentgenographically". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, Sicnarf's saying that anyone who disagrees with him is ultimately nasty, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, I find that some of his choices of words in his bromides would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "amoral" for "physicophysiological" and "unpatriotic" for "interchangeableness."
You may wonder why within a short period of time, Sicnarf will order his secret police to rob from the rich but—unlike Robin Hood—give to repulsive caitiffs. It's simply because Sicnarf deeply believes that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: We can no longer afford to do nothing about Sicnarf's domineering viewpoints. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and shed the light of truth on the evil that is Sicnarf. I must emphasize that he demands obeisance from his worshippers. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Sicnarf forces them to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos. His bait-and-switch tactics always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that we have too much freedom.
Because of Sicnarf's eagerness to participate in riots, there's something fishy about his words. I think Sicnarf's up to something, something quixotic and perhaps even purblind. Sicnarf has so frequently lied about how he understands the difference between civilization and savagery that some weaker-minded people are starting to believe it. We need to explain to such people that it's our responsibility to denounce those who claim that Sicnarf is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. That's the first step in trying to tell Sicnarf what we all think of him—and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use—and it's the only way to ring the bells of truth. Now that you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete surprise that Sicnarf turns his back on those who have been the most loyal to him. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses. I am referring, of course, to the likes of Sicnarf.
You may wonder why within a short period of time, Sicnarf will order his secret police to rob from the rich but—unlike Robin Hood—give to repulsive caitiffs. It's simply because Sicnarf deeply believes that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: We can no longer afford to do nothing about Sicnarf's domineering viewpoints. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and shed the light of truth on the evil that is Sicnarf. I must emphasize that he demands obeisance from his worshippers. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Sicnarf forces them to cause this country to flounder on the shoals of self-interest, corruption, and chaos. His bait-and-switch tactics always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new "facts" as necessary to convince us that we have too much freedom.
Because of Sicnarf's eagerness to participate in riots, there's something fishy about his words. I think Sicnarf's up to something, something quixotic and perhaps even purblind. Sicnarf has so frequently lied about how he understands the difference between civilization and savagery that some weaker-minded people are starting to believe it. We need to explain to such people that it's our responsibility to denounce those who claim that Sicnarf is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. That's the first step in trying to tell Sicnarf what we all think of him—and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use—and it's the only way to ring the bells of truth. Now that you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete surprise that Sicnarf turns his back on those who have been the most loyal to him. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses. I am referring, of course, to the likes of Sicnarf.