Dragon Ball The Movie - ShiKage's Review

Yeah, I watched it the other night for the lulz.

I know very little about the DBZ world, so I can't sympathize with the fans who are pained over how they butchered the story. But from a strictly movie-goer aspect, it was absolute garbage. The only redemption for me was that it was a short movie (70 minutes if I remember right?).

...I had trouble laughing at how dumb it was even. Everything was rushed, all their attempts at action were terrible and the "romance" was retarded. The only good part was how they basically showed us that the promise of sex can inspire people to accomplish great feats (notice how quickly Goku mastered the Kamehameha once she offered sex as a reward??). Yeah.

Honestly people, don't waste your time unless you're insanely bored like I was. And absolutely do not spend money to see this movie. Pirate the hell out of it, if you must.

This
is
bull
shit. Goku = pervert? Ugh. I ain't watching it.

Goku was always a naive person, completely oblivious to corrupt thoughts. Did you know what he thought as a 14 year old when he saw Bulma's breasts? He thought she had a 2nd butt on her chest. Even one time he thought there was something wrong when he sleeping on Bulma and was shocked to find out she had no balls like him.

Found the 2-3 pages. lol

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Another page of lol of Goku's naivety

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