I find this picture strangely amusing.

I really wish I had one, despite that. I've come to terms with roneriness.

And no, 2, 3, and 22 are not buypapayas. Moralpapaya is closest I guess, but there's definitely room for a buypapaya on this chart.

I actually plan on getting one once someone I really love gets made into one. A few have already tempted me.

And screw buyf'ags. >:O Piratef'ag for life.