How was your day? - League of Legends edition

Smurfing. 9 more to go. Want this in Silver so I can smurf in non-support roles after placements.

[12:34:11 PM] Suzan: bronze elo gives me cancer
[12:34:14 PM] Suzan: have to tell my team what to do
[12:34:43 PM] X: but bronze is so easy u can win 1v5 let ur team do wat they want
[12:34:53 PM] Suzan: thats basically what i'm doing

Edit:

So far, I'm going against Silver II's. So maybe I'll place in Gold...