2014-06-22, 11:57 PM
I'm Shortstem Sue, a Golden Apple with no powers. Honestly, I believe Kyrastri and KhainiWest are mafia.
On Kyrastri:
a) pineapple you guys if 2 REAL cops becomes a thing. That's literally the most overpowered thing ever, unless Maspan is pulling some reverse psychology pomegranate and hoping we only think there's one cop (then PINEAPPLE YOU GOD). There wasn't even two cops in the Mafia game before this. Since Holypie was the cop, then if Kyrastri is cop, then pineapple me.
b) Kyrastri literally always posted investigations after Holypie did. Who the hell does that besides a new-to-mafia player posing as a cop?
c) I"m also willing to bet Kyrastri or someone in the mafia actually thought Meta was the cop, and so was pushed to counterclaim. After all, it's better for the mafia to have a fake cop than to let the sheriff rampage unopposed. Fortunately for them, the other two cop-claimees died, and now for whatever pineappleing reason there are still doubts Kyrastri is mafia.
d) Didn't die yet. If she was a real cop she would've died by now.
On KhainiWest, the world's shittiest doctor:
a) There is NO REASON why you should come out as doctor unless you're about to be lynched. No. Reason. At. All. Unless you're Mafia and want a role to fakeclaim. KhainiWest was always probing around with his constant "YO DOCTOR, YOU SHOULD COME OUT," trying as a Mafia to scare out the Doctor. I'm willing to bet when he figured out there's no Doctor in the game, he might as well roleclaim it unopposed.
b) Literally 0 saves. Only the mafia do this.
c) Didn't die yet. If he was a real doctor with 0 saves he should've died by now.
d) I have no idea what he's talking about, although that's probably just me since I just skimmed his rants.
And wtp Polantaris you know me better than this. If I was mafia I would've roleclaimed something by now. But I'm not. I'm a regular old lousy townie.
On Kyrastri:
a) pineapple you guys if 2 REAL cops becomes a thing. That's literally the most overpowered thing ever, unless Maspan is pulling some reverse psychology pomegranate and hoping we only think there's one cop (then PINEAPPLE YOU GOD). There wasn't even two cops in the Mafia game before this. Since Holypie was the cop, then if Kyrastri is cop, then pineapple me.
b) Kyrastri literally always posted investigations after Holypie did. Who the hell does that besides a new-to-mafia player posing as a cop?
c) I"m also willing to bet Kyrastri or someone in the mafia actually thought Meta was the cop, and so was pushed to counterclaim. After all, it's better for the mafia to have a fake cop than to let the sheriff rampage unopposed. Fortunately for them, the other two cop-claimees died, and now for whatever pineappleing reason there are still doubts Kyrastri is mafia.
d) Didn't die yet. If she was a real cop she would've died by now.
On KhainiWest, the world's shittiest doctor:
a) There is NO REASON why you should come out as doctor unless you're about to be lynched. No. Reason. At. All. Unless you're Mafia and want a role to fakeclaim. KhainiWest was always probing around with his constant "YO DOCTOR, YOU SHOULD COME OUT," trying as a Mafia to scare out the Doctor. I'm willing to bet when he figured out there's no Doctor in the game, he might as well roleclaim it unopposed.
b) Literally 0 saves. Only the mafia do this.
c) Didn't die yet. If he was a real doctor with 0 saves he should've died by now.
d) I have no idea what he's talking about, although that's probably just me since I just skimmed his rants.
And wtp Polantaris you know me better than this. If I was mafia I would've roleclaimed something by now. But I'm not. I'm a regular old lousy townie.

