thoughts on twilight part 1

[00:27:38] ♥ Erin: theres no sunshine in the state the movie is placed
[00:27:39] Michael: who i think is a werewolf idk
[00:27:42] ♥ Erin: it rains
[00:27:56] Michael: it rains in england and im not that pale
[00:28:06] ♥ Erin: omg u are so pale mike
[00:28:12] Michael: oh.

[01:01:55] ♥ Erin: this book was written for teens
[01:02:11] Michael: do teens like guys that are made out of glitter
[01:02:15] Michael: is that where i went wrong

Oh lawd. The first one made me choke on water as I was drinking. The second was literally the funniest thing I've read in a while. Bravo sir.