2012-09-27, 10:48 PM
bast963 Wrote:I'm sick and tired of this game needing % chance to pineappleing do ANYTHING (hit monsters, pass scrolls, pass 4th job skills, grab potentials that don't suck and upgrade them, gachapon, etc). People are scared shi'tless to cube because of all the horror stories of taking ONE HUNDRED CUBES TO GET UNIQUE AND FIFTY FOR LEGENDARY. Such horsepomegranate.
Hundreds of people paying for a fair system is better than 15 people paying for the 0.0000001% chance of getting a 30% main stat legendary equip in less than 12 cubes and then buying 150 cubes instead. It's a no wonder why everyone in the top guilds resort to hacks for EVERYTHING: The cubing system is unfair as pineapple. So here's a new cube system that'll rock Nexon's world (though they're probably too obsessed with making children gamble to care):
Pick Cube
50000 NX
"Usable only on items with rare or epic potential. Immediately upgrades the item to unique potential, and if it did not have 3 lines before, then it will have 3 lines. You can freely pick what potential stats you want the item to have."
Legendary Pick Cube
40000 NX
"Usable only on items with unique potential. Immediately upgrades the item to legendary potential. You can freely pick what potential stats you want the item to have."
Nebulite Pick Cube
25000 NX
"Upgrades any nebulite lower than rank A into a rank A, and then allows you to pick what type of potential stats the nebulite will have."
Pick Stamp
100000 NX (yes 100k, given the cubes for the 4th and 5th potential lines are at 2400 each and have potential pools almost as bad as nebs)
"Usable on any item with potential, even ones that already have the additional lines of potential. Grants the two additional potential lines at legendary rank and allows you to choose what potential stats your item will have."
There, now it costs a fixed $215 to get a perfect world potential item. Just perfect scroll it first (good luck with that) and then pay your $215 and you will have the best damage ever. It's better than items that are like "OH HAY I'M GONNA BE PRICK AND NEED 100 CUBES FOR UNIQUE, 200 CUBES FOR LEGENDARY, 300 CUBES FOR LEGENDARY 4TH AND 5TH LINES, AND 400 CUBES FOR A RANK NEB THAT DOESN'T SUCK" because pineapple needing luck to do everything.
Thanks for posting this. Now if anyone ever asks me what Poe's Law is in the future I'll just link them here.
Here are some more ideas I came up with that you might like:
Instant Kill
10000 NX
"This item kills every monster on screen instantly, regardless of HP or level. You also get full experience from all monsters killed. The days of grinding for hours when Mr. Questgiver asks you to take out 200 slimes are over!"
Mr. Hak's Vacuum
5000 NX
"Referred to as a 'Vac Hack' by some, this item allows you to use Mr. Hak's latest invention to bring every dropped item on the map to you instantly! This newest model also picks them up for you. Isn't that the greatest?"
Potion of Instant Leveling
50000 NX
"This potion automatically advances you one level, regardless of EXP."
Potion of Even Better Instant Leveling
350000 NX
"This potion automatically advances you one hundred levels, regardless of EXP."
Potion of Even Better than the Potion of Even Better Instant Leveling
1000000 NX
"This potion instantly advances you to level 200."
Potion of Even Better than the Potion of Even Better than the Potion of Even Better Instant Leveling
10000 NX
"This potion gives you the SP/AP you would have received from the 'Potion of Instant Leveling' series, as those potions provide no SP/AP upon usage."