2012-09-26, 07:52 PM
Imitazion Wrote:no offense but a chocolate brownie won't get you laid
It's not like I use premixes or something, I make them by hand; I'm good enough with it that I can make decent meringue cookies, which, if you don't cook them perfectly they fall apart on the touch, burn to a crisp, or never rise to begin with. I don't really make stuff like cakes or pies, though.
My favorites are still oatmeal lace and/or molasses, though; sometimes, simple is best! Speaking of, December is coming, which is the month everyone in this family bakes tons of desserts, like seriously, stupid amounts (my house makes about 30-40 dozen cookies, grandmother makes a ton of pies and stuff, other people handle cakes, others handle hard candies like peanut brittle et cetera), so I'm generally closing in on diabetes from mid December until the end of January because it's impossible to eat it all. It's a good thing I rarely eat anything else and still have a decent metabolism even though I don't move around ANY during my waking hours, otherwise I would be a landwhale and not a stick.
And, I know women don't necessarily enjoy sweets, that's not why I called it ironic, heh.


