I'm starting my own Kickstarter to fund the 1,000,000,000$ reward.
Spoiler
All donations will go toward raising one billion dollars so that Andrew Hussie will send a nice message to a randomly decided individual on the internet. Anyone is up for grabs, as long as they are on some form of social media.
Here are the rewards:
Pledge 1$ or more: I will read one panel of Homestuck. Included with every donation over 1$.
Pledge 5$ or more: You will receive one additional entry in the raffle. You may give your additional entry to someone else as well.
Pledge 10$ or more: I will laugh (non-sincerely) when your Homestuck post eventually shows up on my dash.
Pledge 25$ or more: I will like your Homestuck post.
Pledge 50$ or more: I will reblog your Homestuck post on a separate account.
Pledge 100$ or more: All previous rewards, and i will reblog your Homestuck post on my main account, along with some witty comment.
Pledge 250$ or more: I will follow you on tumblr or twitter.
Pledge 500$ or more: All previous rewards, and I will make a post suggesting that other people follow you on your choice of social media site.
Pledge 1000$ or more: I will consider the notion of liking Homestuck.
Pledge 100,000$ or more: I will make a fake Kickstarter layout for you.
Pledge 1,000,000$ or more: I will make a silly face and gesture with my pinkie.
Pledge 1,000,000$ or more: -Hidden Reward-
Pledge 1,000,000,000$ or more: I will send you a moderately nice message on your choice of social media. Additionally comes with the 100,000$ reward.