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We'd like to interrupt this scheduled broadcast for :
THERE'S A BEAR IN A TREE!
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* Stay calm. If you see a bear and it has not seen you, calmly leave the area. As you move away,make noise to let the bear discover your presence.
* Stop. Back away slowly while facing the bear.Give the bear plenty of room to escape. Bears rarely attack people unless they feel cornered orprovoked.
* Do not run or make any sudden movements. Running could prompt the bear to give chase, and you cannot outrun a bear. If on a trail, step off the trail and slowly leave the area.
* If there is a bear in your yard and it approaches you, make yourself look big and make loud noises. Remain at a safe distance and throw rocks to make the bear feel unwelcome.
* If there is a bear in your house prop open all doors to the outside and get out of the way of the exit. Never close a bear into a room. Make noises and yell at bear to leave the house. Don'tapproach the bear but make sure it knows it is violating your territory.
* If you surprise a bear speak softly. This may reassure the bear that you mean it no harm.
* Fight back. If a black bear attacks you, fight back. Black bears have been driven away whenpeople have fought back with rocks, sticks, binoculars and even their bare hands.
i need to find a bear.
Posting Freak
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I wouldn't trust a place where there were bears in the trees...
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Posting Freak
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i noticed you spelled "dilemma" wrong in that thread.
since when do you ever misspell???
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Psh, bears. A bear climbed a tree across the street from us and not a single f'uck was given that day.
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They are attacking from the skies!
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Bears in trees are common in Cali. Call me when theres a naked prostitute with pine cones stuck somewhere.
