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You: Hi there!
Stranger: are u a horny girl
You: ...
You: No.
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You: Hello!
Stranger: m/f?
You: A little bit of both.
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Stranger: asl.
You: HI there c:!
You: ...
You: you first
You: ):<
Stranger: aw, fine D':
Stranger: 21 M Aus.
Stranger: u?
You: 16 same gender as you USA
You: 8D
Stranger: wanna cyber? :">
You: ...
Stranger: awww
You: I'm homophobic sadly.
Stranger: slut i hate you
Stranger: f*g go to hell
You: Ouch.
Stranger: DANA
Stranger: ~
Stranger: SORRY.
You: ):!
Stranger: my
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: sister.
Stranger: D:
You: Sisters talk to strangers?
You: El gasp!
Stranger: well, she's older than me.
Stranger: XD MORE MATURE, YOU KNOW.
Stranger: V:
Stranger: honestly,
Stranger: i love you
You: ...
You: o_e
Stranger: ~danab
You: Who's Dana?
You: .-.
Stranger: my real name's danab
You: Oh.
Stranger: my
You: Danab*
You: xfd.
Stranger: grandma.
Stranger: ... oo;
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: gotta go?
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You: dean?
Stranger: nikkey? LOL
You: Why are we talking here, it's better to talk on msn.
2009-09-30, 02:14 AM (This post was last modified: 2009-09-30, 02:27 AM by Turtally.)
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You: :goggle:
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Stranger: hey~looking for horny girls wiz msn to cam, how's that?
You: I'm a guy.
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This person was pretty nice. :/
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: Procrastinating homework
Stranger: that's bad. )
You: D:
You: How bout you?
Stranger: aw nothing. just watching the replay of the VMAs.
You: Oh, haha. Kanye.
Stranger: yeah. he's such a peach!
Stranger: ruining taylor's moment just like that!
You: Great thing Beyonce did though.
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: she fixed the problem.
You: Taylor Swift is awesome, do you like her songs?
Stranger: uhm i don't really do but i enjoy listening to her music sometimes.
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: katy's performance is on. :">
You: Lol
You: I think Ima go work on my homework
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2009-09-30, 02:25 AM (This post was last modified: 2009-09-30, 02:28 AM by Narguz.)
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Stranger: hi
You: No, you.
Stranger: why
You: Because.
Stranger: wha
Stranger: what '
You: Que ?
Stranger: ri ,nali ren
Stranger: Where people
You: Where animals?
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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: heyy
You: I like mudkips
Stranger: asl?
You: No, ADSL
You: Hello?
Stranger: heyy
You: 23 year old/single girl c cup/california
You: I love partying!!
Stranger: cool, 24 male single texas :]
Stranger: i love sex lol
You: Sorry I'm not into cowboys. Bye.
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You: sup
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: VA
You: u?
Stranger: india
Stranger: m/f
You: female
Stranger: va means
Stranger: age
You: Virginia
You: 17
Stranger: me 18
Stranger: hobby
You: cool
You: I like sex
You: a lot
Stranger: same here
You: hmmmmmm
You: well, I know some things we could do
Stranger: i can give you
Stranger: what
You: well first we would kiss
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
You: then you slowly work your way down past my neck
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaah
You: down my body
Stranger: ok
You: you take off my top
You: and my bra
Stranger: yesssssssssss
You: you suck on my nipples a bit
Stranger: i am loving it
You: work your way down to my belly
You: kissing me gently
Stranger: i will suck it fully
You: you arrive at my jeans
Stranger: andddddddddddddd
You: you unbutton them and unzip them with your teeth
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: then you whip out my plantain and slowly start to suck
Stranger: will u marry me
Stranger: i love u
You: you keep sucking my plantain then start to rim my pimento
You: while jacking me off
Stranger: now im getting aroused
You: you pull out a knife
Stranger: want to suck my penis
You: and cut it off
You: blood goes everywhere
Stranger: i dont like blood
You: you stick your plantain in my bloody plantain hole
You: while sucking on my detached penis
Stranger: then
Stranger: yes
You: finally you explode inside of me
You: the mixture of blood and cum gets all over the bed
Stranger: and u r pregnant
You: you start licking all of it
You: then make out with me again
You: boys cant get pregnant silly
Stranger: but im female
You: what is this I don't even
Stranger: whatttttttttttttttttttt
Stranger: u mother fucker
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.
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Stranger: chotiya
Stranger: gandu
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chris9292 Wrote:i'm having way to much fun with this
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You: Sup
stranger: Hi
stranger: From
you: Va
you: U?
Stranger: India
stranger: M/f
you: Female
stranger: Va means
stranger: Age
you: Virginia
you: 17
stranger: Me 18
stranger: Hobby
you: Cool
you: I like sex
you: A lot
stranger: Same here
you: Hmmmmmm
you: Well, i know some things we could do
stranger: I can give you
stranger: What
you: Well first we would kiss
stranger: Ok
stranger: Then
you: Then you slowly work your way down past my neck
stranger: Aaaaaaaaaah
you: Down my body
stranger: Ok
you: You take off my top
you: And my bra
stranger: Yesssssssssss
you: You suck on my nipples a bit
stranger: I am loving it
you: Work your way down to my belly
you: Kissing me gently
stranger: I will suck it fully
you: You arrive at my jeans
stranger: Andddddddddddddd
you: You unbutton them and unzip them with your teeth
stranger: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
you: Then you whip out my plantain and slowly start to suck
stranger: Will u marry me
stranger: I love u
you: You keep sucking my plantain then start to rim my pimento
you: While jacking me off
stranger: Now im getting aroused
you: You pull out a knife
stranger: Want to suck my penis
you: And cut it off
you: Blood goes everywhere
stranger: I dont like blood
you: You stick your plantain in my bloody plantain hole
you: While sucking on my detached penis
stranger: Then
stranger: Yes
you: Finally you explode inside of me
you: The mixture of blood and cum gets all over the bed
stranger: And u r pregnant
you: You start licking all of it
you: Then make out with me again
you: Boys cant get pregnant silly
stranger: But im female
you: What is this i don't even
stranger: Whatttttttttttttttttttt
stranger: U mother pineappleer
you: Notice to chatter: The federal bureau of investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the ip addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of u.s. Law.
Violation: Solicitation of a minor.
Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the f.b.i agent currently monitoring this chat.
Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your ip and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
Stranger: Chotiya
stranger: Gandu
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Stranger: Good day, sir or madam!
You: GOOD DAY
Stranger: How is your hat?
Stranger: Is it fair and fine weathered?
You: tilted to the side like every fine gentlemans
Stranger: Most excellent
You: would you like to meet up for some tea?
You: and perhaps a casual shag?
Stranger: De donde eres?
Stranger: Soy de Estados Unidos.
You: Soy de Estados Unidos tambien!
Stranger: Que bueno!
Stranger: Eres de.....New York?
Stranger: .....Texas?
Stranger: ......California?
You: North Dakota
Stranger: Soy de Washington.
You: pomegranate sucks bro
Stranger: Awwww
You: not enough bitches to tap
You: you know what I mean?
You: I mean its like
Stranger: How does one "tap" over the internet?
You: well first
You: you pull up a picture of a woman, or man
Stranger: yes, if you're into that sort of thing
Stranger: and then..
You: then proceed to pull out your flaccid penis
You: or vagina
Stranger: can vaginas really be flacid?
You: then gently run said penis or vagina on the screen
You: you'd be surprised young one
Stranger: That sounds rather messy.
Stranger: Do you keep a large supply of screen cleaner?
You: no no no
You: the by product of the genitals IS the screen cleaner
Stranger: Ahhh, I see. How efficient.
You: rather sticky, but works just like windex
Stranger: Nice!
Stranger: Why can't one just google a picture of a woman and pretend it is who they are talking to?
You: I do not comprehend
Stranger: Ahhh, no entiendes.
Stranger: Hasta luego.
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