Why cats are better than dogs.

Lets just get right into it.

1. Cats don't waste my precious time with walks. They are smart enough to realize that "Hey, maybe I should just walk around the house for a little exercise, or I might gain weight from all the food I'm eating, and lack of exercise!" Whereas dogs on the other hand, "Ugh... I'm just going to lay down until my master grabs the leash." Thanks assholes.
   
2. Cats know how to go to the bathroom, BY THEMSELVES. Magic, right? No, common sense. Dogs have to go through months of training to know how to beg to go the bathroom. So I have to stop whatever I'm doing, open a door or whatever, wait until they are done, and let them back inside. Cats just need a basket full of grain. Humans just need a bowl with water in it, or a bush. Dogs need a backyard FULL of grass.
   
3. Cats are easy to play with/carry. Sure, dogs know how to fetch and what not. But sometimes I like to bring my cat somewhere. I can't pick up my 100 pound dog just whenever I want.
   
4. I can promise you that if you drop a dog from a high level, they will NOT land on their feet. Cats are like f'ucking ninjas. They are badass all around. Small, sneaky as s'hit, and know how to survive a simple fall. FEET FIRST MUTT.
   

I would think of some more, but my mind hurts from my dog barking at useless things outside like snails and s'hit. Whereas my cat would probably curl up in my lap like a sweetheart.

dogs don't cling to you and claw the sh'it out of your skin when you try to bathe them.

My future ferret-pet will make mince-meat out of your cats (....and dogs).

My future ferret-pet will make mince-meat out of your cats (....and dogs).

more like your ferret would be eaten by either of them.

dogs don't cling to you and claw the sh'it out of your skin when you try to bathe them.

But the thing about cats is they're so cool they clean themselves.

But the thing about cats is they're so cool they clean themselves.

ahahahahhahahahaha you're a funny guy

ahahahahhahahahaha you're a funny guy

A funny guy without scratches Did you actually bathe a cat?

Month of training?

I've had MORE then 6 dogs. and each of them took about 2 weeks to train.
Also, I could agree with you about dogs wanting walks. But if you have a backyard they never need them!
Ugh, why would you want to bring a cat around with you. Same goes for dogs! gotta consider others!
Oh and on science channel there was a thing about how cats don't fall feet first always, I think it was time warped.

SO HA DOGS RULEZ JOO DRULEEEEE

Cats almost almost don't love you. If you move out, they usually try to stay behind in the house, becasue that's what they DO love.

Dogs do love you. They're loyal, sweet and they lick you in the face.

The only reason for cats to exist is Caturday. That is the one true purpose of the cat -- to spam catspam kthxbai.

dogs don't cling to you and claw the sh'it out of your skin when you try to bathe them.

Thank you RDal for stopping this guy from being confused for eternal life.

Month of training?

I've had MORE then 6 dogs. and each of them took about 2 weeks to train.
Also, I could agree with you about dogs wanting walks. But if you have a backyard they never need them!
Ugh, why would you want to bring a cat around with you. Same goes for dogs! gotta consider others!
Oh and on science channel there was a thing about how cats don't fall feet first always, I think it was time warped.

SO HA DOGS RULEZ JOO DRULEEEEE

2 weeks, one month. Still a time worth of training. Cats probably need an introduction to a box, BAM! Done!

Yeah... No. Dogs need more than a big backyard. First of all, I don't want to have to clean my dog because it's the retard that went and got dirty. I don't want a stupid rat being given to me because it caught it in the backyard. Cats bury their killings, dogs bury their food. SMART PUP!

Because I want to flaunt my smart as hell animal. All dog owners should run away with tears because their dog can't do what my amazing cat can do.

Yeah well, the majority can. Every one I've seen can and did. Dogs hips give out too fast, where cats just go on their mighty and holy way cause they have hips of pure, lightweight steel.

Cats almost almost don't love you. If you move out, they usually try to stay behind in the house, becasue that's what they DO love.

Dogs do love you. They're loyal, sweet and they lick you in the face.

The only reason for cats to exist is Caturday. That is the one true purpose of the cat -- to spam catspam kthxbai.

I don't care about an animal loving me to be honest. The little attention cats want and need gets me through the night stress free. Of course cats want to stay at the domain they grew up on. If you get comfy in a chair for a little while, do you want to get up all of a sudden to do whatever you got up for? No, but your going too anyways. If I bring the cat with me, it'll get used to it. Dogs will just tear the s'hit in the new place up. If the dog really loved me, it would do what I wanted it to do, not what IT wanted to do.

Your just jealous cause there's no Dogday.

Where is Felix?

Where is Felix?

I wanted him to come in here and give his 2 cents.

He's not lovin' teh kitties tonight?

Are you kidding?
Guinea Pigs are so nice.


They squeak and purr and love all on you.
Mine used to craw and lay on my head when I let him loose on my bed.
Now he's gone D:

Are you kidding?
Guinea Pigs are so nice.


They squeak and purr and love all on you.
Mine used to craw and lay on my head when I let him loose on my bed.
Now he's gone D:

I never said they weren't.

This is a Cat Vs. Dog thread. Not Cat Vs. Every other animal.

If I had to pick any animal I'd pick Boota from Tengen Toppa.

I plan in the future to get a male Golden Retriever and a female Bombay Cat.

Best of both worlds for me in terms of dogs and cats; fuzzy cuteness overload.

I plan in the future to get a male Golden Retriever

I have one too....

Worst dogs ever.

I have one too....

Worst dogs ever.

:f6: How so?

:f6: How so?

Well mine is, and so are a couple of my friends', terrible. Just train it! TrAIN IT GOOD!!

I love Jack Russel Terriers. Those are actually better than SOME cats.

Orly, explain me why I like to kick cats and not dogs.

inb4Felix