The Would You Rather...Game

Lose Maple. For sure.

Would you rather lose everything you ever had and be happy or have everything you wanted but be miserable?

Uhm... well wait so If I can lose everything but one thing? and be happy? O_O

Oh wait uhm...

Probably have everything and be miserable cause she can always cheer me up! :]

Would you rather sleep with the same sex as you are, or sleep with the opposite sex, but the opposite sex has Mental retardation :o

Mental people need sex too. No sticks pls.


Would you rather...

Lick dog poop, or Kiss a bum on the streets begging for money?

O_O no freaking way I'm licking dog poop. That's just gross.

Would you rather... Do drugs for one month, or slit your wrists on a daily basis?

The "Would you kindly" game sounds like it would be more fun. But meh.

O_O no freaking way I'm licking dog poop. That's just gross.

Would you rather... Do drugs for one month, or slit your wrists on a daily basis?

I meet all the other quallities of being a hippy, so I may as well go with the former.

Now, would you rather fight a 100 3rd graders or a bear with sharks for arms?

100 3rd graders. Just throw a candy bar somewhere.

Would you rather read Shakespeare or Dickens?

Obviosly a bear.
Those 3rd graders are fawking vicious man.
Sharks and bears are platypus compared to that.
(sorry if there are any bears or sharks on this forum)
would you rather be a ksing sin orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
a pedofile >.>
dun dun dun *horror music plays in background*

A pedofile, I tend to attract them

Would you rather...

Be raped by a Gorrilla or Zakum?

Zakum.

Would you rather make out with a monkey or lick PB off a car's front window?

Zakum.

Would you rather make out with a monkey or lick PB off a car's front window?

PB as in peanut butter? Sure

Would you rather eat a handful of spiders or eat a glass mug?

I think the handful of spiders would cause less pain/longterm damage.

Would you rather live without music or live without being able to taste?

Live without music for double sure!!!!!!

Would you rather eat a slug or 10 worms?

Worms.

Would you rather give up your internet or the ability to go outside?

Ability to go outside for quadruple sure!!!!!!

Would you rather experience a high amount of pain over a week long period or the same amount of pain in an instant?

Instant. It's more fun

Would you rather read a dictionary or a thesaurus of the same size?

Thesaurus, if I know at least one of the synonyms for each word, i'll know the meaning.

Would you rather drink your own piss or your favourite celebrity's

Mine, its just what you ate and drink!

Would you rather eat 5 chocolate cakes or 5 chocolate pies in the time of 10 minutes?

Cakes, they're tastier. :]

Would you rather give you Sister's Bf a BJ, or go out with a teacher over the age of 50?

The bf one. I don't have a sister

Would you rather eat a bowl of pencil shavings with milk or a pencil whole?

Pencil shavings for sure.

Would you rather go on a vacation and get back with your house burned or flooded?