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So today I came home, walked into my parent's bedroom because my son ran up there and low and behold what do I see staring me in the face?!?! A BIG RED SPARKLY DILDO ON THE NIGHTSTAND. Thank god I fell asleep at like 10pm last night so I didn't have to hear what was taking place in the bedroom. God damn mental image's.
I mean, how hard is it to put your damn sex toys away you dirty old people. pineapple.
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OH GOD LOL
man katie
didnt you find your bro's fleshlight too?
you family love them sex toys
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If it makes you feel better, at least it wasn't a Beginner's Bondage Kit.
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2009-02-15, 05:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 2009-02-15, 05:32 PM by Derimed.)
Katie, you're a nurse, right? At least you didn't walk into one of those husband-wife visits where the 80 year old couple are doing it in the hospital ward-room.
"We're both going to die of old age in 5 minutes, might as well make our last moments on earth memorable."
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Oh god guys. The mental image's I am having right now.
Not good.... not good at all.
And Myles, I did find it again when my brother asked me to get something from his room. I think I'm the only person in my house without sex toys. I so don't belong in my family =(
B> NEW FAMILY must be normal!
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parents having sex is normal.
get yourself a hugeeeee one and join the fun baby
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ew. lol.
If I wanted to get "satisfied" I'd rather find the real thing than a piece of rubber or whatever the hell they are made out of.
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Wouldn't rubber cause a lot of... friction? No lubricant can can smooth out that much traction.
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Lol, maybe you should've knocked.. XD
