What really happened to Nexon's servers

SOUTHPERRY — Thursday November 3rd, 2011, all of Nexon's games unexpectedly went off line. A statement was posted on Nexon's official website stated that "an unexpected network event that has affected all Nexon games." and "We are working hard to bring the game back online." No further information regarding the network event was provided.

Our reliable source(who aked not be named) approached Southperry Friday morning with information regarding the unexpected network event. The source indicated the network outage was caused by tech support tripping on a banana peel. No information was provided as to where the banana peel originated from, but evidence points to the employees chimpanzees Nexon hires to maintain its games.

No information was given to when the games will be back online. But Nexon's currently figuring out a way to literally hoist the servers back up and pretend nothing has happened.

 Spoiler

Photo released Friday morning showed Nexon's tech support manning their severs moments before the incident.

Only thing that could make that pic better would be If typing of the dead was shopped onto the computer screen

Also, riveting tale, chap.

This just in. After meticulous inspection on Nexon's part, it has been discovered that there seem to be foreign dark spots of stain on various parts of the server storage. Analysis on this out-of-place substance is being conducted diligently as of the writing of this report. Nexon's spokesman refused to outline any rough estimates for a concrete hypothesis on the happening of the accident, claiming privacy rights in keeping internal issues classified information.
Could this be completely irrelevant to our investigation, or perhaps another piece to the seemingly unsolvable puzzle? SOUTHPERRY agents will continually keep you updated as the case progresses.

I heard their database was completely wiped it because of a system error.

EDIT: The guy's telling me that it's actually corrupted and many accounts might be lost. : \

we should hold some sort of contest where everyone makes a simple drawing of what happens when nexon's servers go down.

I'll just leave this here.

N for Nexon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqaxl2nq...re=related

>implying NEXON has employees