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That's a description of my immediate surroundings. You've no idea how the rest of my room looks.

...unless youre one of those sick 's with a fleshlight integrated with a plasma display monitor so as to be able to enjoy the digital company of a physical stimulas that ive seen how-to's of thanks to /d/, then i highly doubt its that bad.

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and i wouldnt doubt that there are worse ani-tards out there... i have seen the love pillows, so i know there is worse...

What's wrong with love pillows? I have 4 dakimakuras, they keep my company.

...unless youre one of those sick 's with a fleshlight integrated with a plasma display monitor so as to be able to enjoy the digital company of a physical stimulas that ive seen how-to's of thanks to /d/, then i highly doubt its that bad.

DAYUM a_@ Thats a new one for me.

...unless youre one of those sick 's with a fleshlight integrated with a plasma display monitor so as to be able to enjoy the digital company of a physical stimulas that ive seen how-to's of thanks to /d/, then i highly doubt its that bad.

Oh no, I don't think my room is bad either.

By the way, your mentioned method sounds too expensive. Why not get a wireless motion sensitive mouse used for presentations, load up a game like Hizashi no Naka no Riaru, fasten the mouse to your hips and whatever toy you use for masturbation on a sturdy object at your member's height, then play away?

At least, that's an idea I've seen posted before.

What's wrong with love pillows? I have 4 dakimakuras, they keep my company.

I think he was referring more to the Dutch Wife kind of love pillows. As in, an inflatable body pillow with a character on it. The pillow has slots where you can store the fleshlight or whatever and go to town with.

Oh no, I don't think my room is bad either.

By the way, your mentioned method sounds too expensive. Why not get a wireless motion sensitive mouse used for presentations, load up a game like Hizashi no Naka no Riaru, fasten the mouse to your hips and whatever toy you use for masturbation on a sturdy object at your member's height, then play away?

At least, that's an idea I've seen posted before.



I think he was referring more to the Dutch Wife kind of love pillows. As in, an inflatable body pillow with a character on it. The pillow has slots where you can store the fleshlight or whatever and go to town with.

yes, thats what i mean, for the latter, and why play a game while jerking off when you can "play" with your waifu.

There's a mirror on your computer desk?

Ouch.

yes, thats what i mean, for the latter, and why play a game while jerking off when you can "play" with your waifu.

It's not playing a game while jerking off. The setup is, the game responds to mouse movements. Attaching the mouse to your hips an-

Y'know what? I won't explain here.

I see lolWin-XP...

It's not playing a game while jerking off. The setup is, the game responds to mouse movements. Attaching the mouse to your hips an-

Y'know what? I won't explain here.

Talks the voice of experience.

I see a xerox of some pages of a polymer encyclopedia that reminds I should be doing this paper for a class (there is money on top of it for no reason at all). Lots of books and notebooks piled up, my one and only manga ever bought (not my favorite anyway) Shaman King (i'm more of an anime guy).