Omegle! Lets talk to strangers!

Pineapple.

 Attempt 1

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pineapple
Stranger: 16 m with cam, wanna cyber? =)
You: Pineapple
Stranger: express?
You: Pineapple
You: Pineapple
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 Attempt 2

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i am 20 Germany boy webcam to webcam? you girl?
You: Pineapple
You: Pineapple
You: Pineapple
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 Attempt 3

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pineapple
Stranger: hey
You: Pineapple
You: Pineapple
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

<_< Which one of you is this

 Rickrolled

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: watching conan
Stranger: yourself?
You: not much either
You: i found this really cool video
Stranger: what video?
You: http://tinyurl.com/awwsomvid
Stranger: i'm afraid
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: you've hidden the URL!!
Stranger: wtp!
You: why shouldn't i
You: it's a free world
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you horrible horrible troll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This person hates me =(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU ARE A PINEAPPLING PAPAYA YOU POMEGRANATEY PEACH! Chinchillas FTW!
Stranger: wanna pineapple
You: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: K go
You: Fine =(
You have disconnected.

You: the goggles..they do?
Stranger: absolutely nothing
You: =D
You: who might this be? :goggles:

 Spoiler

Stranger: basilmarket?
You: basilpapaya
Stranger: what the pineapple
Stranger: pineapple you man

 Spoiler

You: HAI THERE
Stranger: O HAY THAR
You: DO U LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
Stranger: DONT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM
You: HELL YEA
You: HOT KEY FOR BEING COOOOOL!
Stranger: CAPS BRING HOME ALL THE FOXY LADIES
You: HELL YA MAN
You: :GOGGLE:
Stranger: BUT ONLY ONE BAD THING ABOUT ALL CAP
You: WHAT'S THAT?
Stranger: THE GAME
You: NO U
Stranger: O RLY?
You: YA RLY!
You: HOOT HOOT HOOT
Stranger: THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
You: INDEED
You: WE NEED SAUCE
Stranger: AND TITS OR GTFO
You: INDEED
You: BUT NO TRAPS =(
Stranger: OR QUEENS
You: YA YA
You: SCIENTOLOGY?
Stranger: CULT
Stranger: CHRISTIANITY?
You: eh, it's k. they go overboard sometimes though
Stranger: YOU BROKE THE CAPS! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

I won this round. Out-trolled! :>

 Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. :>
Stranger: Jayceon Terrell Taylor
Stranger: look that up plz
You: Why?
Stranger: just do it
Stranger: & tell me who that is
You: Is that you? :>
Stranger: NO just look it up
You: Hi I'm 10 and what is this???
Stranger: what the fuck just look him up youngin
You: It's probably porn you meanie
Stranger: JUST FUCKING LOOK IT UP ON WIKIPEDIA
You: YOURE A MEANIE!!!
Stranger: how could it be porn its a NAME
Stranger: GROW UP
You: CALM DOWN
You: YOURE MEAN!!!
Stranger: KILL YOURSELF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BUMP DONT DIE!

 Spoiler

Stranger: im winning mother pineappleer
Stranger: im winning
Stranger: im gonna go take a nap mother pineappleer
You: im still gonna win though :>
Stranger: sleeeeppinggg
You: zzzz
Stranger: if you presss that pineappleing buttong your gay
You: If your press that pineappleing button your gay with your father, grandfather, and older male generations
Stranger: if you preesss that buttong your dad will go to heaven with your dead mom
You: That's actually quite nice.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: np =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This man is now gay.
Edit: Button = Disconnect button

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: The goggles?
Stranger: THEY DO NOTHING
You: oshi
You: --
Stranger: hahah
You:
Stranger: lol
You: wow, you're being boring. wtp.
Stranger: wtp mang
You: wtp.
Stranger: WHAT
You: wut
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a
Stranger: hey
You: b
Stranger: c
You: d
Stranger: e
You: f
Stranger: g
You: h
Stranger: i
You: j
Stranger: k
You: l
Stranger: m
You: n
Stranger: o
You: p
Stranger: q
You: r
Stranger: s
You: t
Stranger: u
You: v
Stranger: x
You: You forgot w
You:
Stranger: w
Stranger:
You: x
Stranger: y
You: and z!
You: NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME?
Stranger: å, ä and ö
You: Those don't count! >:[
Stranger: yes it dose :]
You: >
You have disconnected.