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Southperry Funnies - DrRusty - 2008-07-09
Its the funhouse and there hasn't been a thread where people can tell jokes yet??
Post your funniest jokes here and give us all a laugh
I'll start
There were two guys, drinking in a bar, at the top of the empire state building
The 1st guy says to the 2nd guy
"hey, i heard about someone who jumped off this top floor, and the wind at the 10th floor was so strong that it carried him all the way back up"
Of course the 2nd guy doesnt believe him
So the 1st guy says
"here i'll show you"
So the 1st guy jumps out of the top of the empire state building, and sure enough, the wind at the 10th floor carries him back up.
The 2nd guy is in disbelief, so the 1st guy decides to do it again.
Sure enough, the wind once again carries him all the way bak up.
The 2nd guy decides to try it himself.
So he gets to the edge of the building and leaps out.
He falls and falls, past the 10th floor, and straight into the ground.
The 1st guy is laughing his ass off; when the bartender goes
"Superman, you're an pimento when you're drunk"
Southperry Funnies - ablu2 - 2008-07-09
LOL!!!!!!
Ok now time for my joke: Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window, and got arrested for mooning!
Southperry Funnies - Katie - 2008-07-09
I can't tell any jokes for fear I will get banned for racism. Plus, most of my jokes involve Jews (which is ok, cause I am Jewish
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Southperry Funnies - ablu2 - 2008-07-09
xkatiie Wrote:I can't tell any jokes for fear I will get banned for racism. Plus, most of my jokes involve Jews (which is ok, cause I am Jewish
I know a lot of poland jokes, just play any one of the buttonhunt games and youll see why!
Southperry Funnies - Hazzy - 2008-07-09
A little racism is good for the body.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
They don't have green cards
Your mother is so Mexican, she turned Meso Explosion into Peso Explosion.
Southperry Funnies - xDae - 2008-07-10
~Warning: CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT~
ok....its not that bad but.....
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Southperry Funnies - WarriorLM3 - 2008-07-10
LMAO @ The first one.
I don't have many good ones so I'll just post a stupid one.
Why do rivers always end up flowing to hell?
They're all dammed.
xkatiie Wrote:I can't tell any jokes for fear I will get banned for racism. Plus, most of my jokes involve Jews (which is ok, cause I am JewishLooks like I'm not the only jew who makes jokes like that.
Southperry Funnies - Katie - 2008-07-10
WarriorLM3 Wrote:Looks like I'm not the only jew who makes jokes like that.
YAY... A fellow Jew!
Anyways... I hope these don't offend anyone. So here we go I guess.
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