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Two hunters are out in the woods... - Kojo - 2011-01-14
...when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
[SPOILER=I bet you're all thinking this right now]
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Two hunters are out in the woods... - Hanabira.Kage - 2011-01-14
Nope. I'm thinking this is a bloody old joke.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Mute - 2011-01-14
Keep yer damn pants on ye stupid lizard.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Kojo - 2011-01-14
Mute Wrote:Keep yer damn pants on ye stupid lizard.
no
Two hunters are out in the woods... - TheBirds - 2011-01-14
http://instantrimshot.com/
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-01-14
I didnt even laugh the first time i heard this joke.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - JoeTang - 2011-01-14
TheBirds Wrote:http://instantrimshot.com/
Fixed.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Kojo - 2011-01-14
JoeTang Wrote:Fixed.
That's their way of laughing
Two hunters are out in the woods... - TheBirds - 2011-01-14
Kojo Wrote:That's their way of laughing
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=csi
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Bacon - 2011-01-15
I told you nobody would like it, Kojo.
I told you.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Derosis - 2011-01-15
Bacon Wrote:I told you nobody would like it, Kojo.
I told you.
People should listen to you more often.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Kojo - 2011-01-15
Bacon Wrote:I told you nobody would like it, Kojo.
I told you.
I didn't know your name is Nobody
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Piggy 2.0 - 2011-01-15
Get the hell out of here with your crappy jokes, you goddamn lizard.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Kojo - 2011-01-15
Piggy 2.0 Wrote:Get the hell out of here with your crappy jokes, you goddamn lizard.
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Two hunters are out in the woods... - ThatWasMyKil - 2011-01-15
god dammit kojo.
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Link - 2011-01-15
ThatWasMyKil Wrote:god dammit kojo.
What? Is that a drop bear?
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Raph589 - 2011-01-15
Delete if innapropriate:
A father and his son are sitting at a table. The father is drinking a whisky. The son asks if he can drink? His dad answers:
- Can you touch your ass'hole with your plantain?
- Herm. No?
- Then, you have your answer.
Later on, the dad light up a cigarette. His son asks if he can smoke. The dad answers:
- Can you touch your ass'holewith your plantain?
- Herm. No.
- Then you have your answer.
Later on, the father scratch a lottery ticket. He win nothing. His son asks if he can scratch one. The dad agrees. After scratching, the son says:
- YAY! 200 000$!!
- You'll share with your old dad, heh?
- Can you touch your ass'hole with your plantain?
- Yes, naturally.
- Then, put it in really deep.
LOL
Two hunters are out in the woods... - Holypie - 2011-01-15
Kojo Wrote:I didn't know your name is Nobody
No that's Swerve.