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Ladies, your microwaves - madanthony - 2009-08-05

Ready them. I'm about to put some gasm in your mouth.

All ingredients in tablespoons.
4 Flour
4 Sugar
4 Milk
3 Oil
2 Cocoa (Unsweetened or like a hot chocolate mix. My sister is a wussy who doesn't put the called for amount of sugar in Kool-aid, so I decided I'd probably go for hot chocolate mix next time I make this, although I might need to back off on the plain sugar)
Lots of chocolate chips

Mix into regular coffee mug.
Microwave 3 minutes.
Insert penis utensil, eat, enjoy. (Very hot)
I wish I had some frosting.


Ladies, your microwaves - Berzerk - 2009-08-05

The hell...?


Ladies, your microwaves - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-08-05

That sounds like some awful sweet shyet you got concocted there, bud.


Ladies, your microwaves - Katie - 2009-08-05

Mmmm sounds delish!


Ladies, your microwaves - kingdj333 - 2009-08-05

I smell diabetes. Yum.


Ladies, your microwaves - Arcanum - 2009-08-05

legit, and feels good man


Ladies, your microwaves - Vernacular - 2009-08-05

It's all a plot to give us cancer.


Ladies, your microwaves - Tykian - 2009-08-05

Define the oil please. We have at least 5 oils in this house that are used for cooking.


Ladies, your microwaves - Derimed - 2009-08-05

Tykian Wrote:Define the oil please. We have at least 5 oils in this house that are used for cooking.

Petrol. Heart


Ladies, your microwaves - Moonlapse - 2009-08-06

What is this I dont even


Ladies, your microwaves - SethElite - 2009-08-06

Quantact Wrote:Petrol. Heart

My cat used to eat Vaseline :f6:


Ladies, your microwaves - Razzberry - 2009-08-06

SethElite Wrote:My cat used to eat Vaseline :f6:

My sister used to eat the carpet that was being pulled up around the walls.


Ladies, your microwaves - madanthony - 2009-08-06

Tykian Wrote:Define the oil please. We have at least 5 oils in this house that are used for cooking.

pomegranate man, Canola, vegetable, something like that. Just not olive, or gasoline.


Ladies, your microwaves - Bacon - 2009-08-06

Sorry, the "3 oils" scared me off a little.


Ladies, your microwaves - Throes - 2009-08-06

madanthony Wrote:pomegranate man, Canola, vegetable, something like that. Just not olive, or gasoline.

What about coconut oil? Goggleemoticon


Ladies, your microwaves - DarkPwnage - 2009-08-06

Throws Wrote:What about coconut oil? Goggleemoticon

I think he's going for a very mildly flavored/flavorless oil.


Ladies, your microwaves - madanthony - 2009-08-06

Bacon Wrote:Sorry, the "3 oils" scared me off a little.

Dude, you need to watch more Alton Brown. You need some fat in there to bind things. Oil, butter, crisco, eggs, etc.
Just cook some. Gr8 cake.


Ladies, your microwaves - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-06

Alton Brown is great man.. I now know how to cook some bomb ass craw fish.


Ladies, your microwaves - Anzamyu - 2009-08-06

what the hell?


Ladies, your microwaves - kingdj333 - 2009-08-06

SS or it's impossible. Rolleyes