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The roast of Khoi - Greg - 2010-02-23
When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
The roast of Khoi - Rob - 2010-02-23
I want you to clean your vagina.
The roast of Khoi - GayChinchilla22 - 2010-02-23
Some people like you. I can understand that, and I have no problem with that. Some people hate you. I can understand this as well, and have no problem with it. What I don't understand is how some people can plantain inside of your butt. I really cannot fathom how people can do this. You're a cool person and all, but just imagining someone being so intimate with you... I'm sorry, I really have trouble wrapping my head around that.
I don't want to offend anyone who has already dicked inside your butt, but I really have to wonder what they hell they were thinking. Perhaps if they fished their tongue deep inside of the darkest area of your anus, I can relate to them; I've had the urge to do so before. But doing something as serious as dicking in there... I don't know, it's such a disgusting thought to me.
I enjoy Doritos.
The roast of Khoi - Arcanum - 2010-02-23
check my doubles
The roast of Khoi - Greg - 2010-02-23
Feed me a stray cat.
The roast of Khoi - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23
[video=youtube;uehfn3Nw2e0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehfn3Nw2e0[/video]
[video=youtube;w8GKjMDSu8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8GKjMDSu8s[/video]
[video=youtube;Ulh8RLZ-fjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulh8RLZ-fjY[/video]
[video=youtube;-UjTOzTiM2M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UjTOzTiM2M[/video]
[video=youtube;cHH8XNLtxjs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHH8XNLtxjs[/video]
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The roast of Khoi - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23
[video=youtube;Hz_5pWfrFyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz_5pWfrFyM[/video]
Hmm, I don't remember there being a part-6. Oh well.
The roast of Khoi - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23
[video=youtube;OUWJGhkOGM8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUWJGhkOGM8[/video]
:3 ♥♥
The roast of Khoi - Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23
The roast of Khoi - Rob - 2010-02-23
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Greg Wrote:Feed me a stray cat.
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis. [/color]
The roast of Khoi - Greg - 2010-02-23
Kawasari Mimoto Wrote:[video=youtube;uehfn3Nw2e0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehfn3Nw2e0[/video]
Spoiler
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album.
I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
The roast of Khoi - Rob - 2010-02-23
When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
The roast of Khoi - Greg - 2010-02-23
I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
The roast of Khoi - Rob - 2010-02-23
New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish".
The roast of Khoi - Greg - 2010-02-23
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.
Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
The roast of Khoi - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23
:3
The roast of Khoi - Rob - 2010-02-23
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes.
The roast of Khoi - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23
So uh, Rob and Greg, are there going to be any nudes from all of this? Cause you're keeping everyone waiting. :^|
The roast of Khoi - Spideyjvc - 2010-02-23
Kawasari Mimoto Wrote:So uh, Rob and Greg, are there going to be any nudes from all of this? Cause you're keeping everyone waiting. :^|
What a slut.
The roast of Khoi - Kawasari Mimoto - 2010-02-23
Spideyjvc Wrote:What a slut.
I am such a slut.