ablu2 Wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JIGGLE JIGGLE!
Stranger: :o
Stranger: Jello?
You: GIMME MY COOKIES!
You: Who am i?
Stranger: Cookie monster?
Stranger: :O
You: Oh yeah, i want milk too
Stranger: it's in the fridge
You: Im supposed to give you stuff, not steal your milk!
You: You have to put it out for me!
You: Who am i?
Stranger: Elmo?
Stranger: :OOO
You: Based on your apparent age, you should know me
Stranger: I do not
You: Or do you not believe in me?
Stranger: I believe
Stranger: that you believe that I believe
You: How big is your CHIMNEY?
Stranger: Quite small
You: Can a FAT GUY fit in it?
You: A FAT GUY with MAGIC?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Impossible
You: WHO AM I?!?!?!
Stranger: Satan?
Stranger: :OOOO
You: ...
You: He would burn your CHRISTMAS TREE.
You: But close
Stranger:
Stranger: Byebye santa, i hate you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 Spoiler

I'm not actually 14

 Wow.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi im 19, boy, usa. And you?

You: Im a girl, 18, usa

Stranger: hi

You: like sex

You: ?

Stranger: yes

You: well

You: what you wanna do

Stranger: do you like bondage?

You: yeaaaa

Stranger: what do you like?

You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.

Violation: Solicitation of a minor.

Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.

Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.

You: You're IP has been logged.

Stranger: so what?

You: In the course of a few day, the F.B.I will come and send you to jail

You: Where youll be prosecuted.

You: and have a few years of time

You: that ok?

Stranger: ok

You: Nice having this chat with you, we'll see you in a couple of days.

Stranger: guess not

You: When we log an I.P we can track it down to a computer, and where that computer is located. You will be prosecuted, believe me.

Stranger: yeah right

You: No.

You: We're serious.

Stranger: me too

You: Do you have a record?

Stranger: no, just dvds

You: Well.

You: I hope you know that this is serious. and that you are going to jail.

Stranger: in a few days?

You: Did we not say that?

Stranger: dunno, did you»?

You: Don't try to play games, sir. You seem to not be afraid of jail. No porn allowed, you know that right?

Stranger: u dont like porn?

You: No.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: ure some type of christian freak?

You: You're IP has been logged, see you in a couple of days. This chat has also been logged. Bye.

 Singapore

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: hold-on

Stranger: ok

Stranger: from?

You: ...

You: wait

You: back

Stranger: m\f?

You: f

Stranger: age?

You: 16

Stranger: 18 m singapor

Stranger: from?

You: Singapore! ME too!

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: well, what do you really want?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: can i see you?

You: when, to have sex? My firends tell me im addicted.

Stranger: ok,

Stranger: ok, you id plz?

You: huh?

Stranger: msn?

You: ooo, I dont use msn, sorry.

Stranger: yahoo?

Stranger: can we have sex?

You: why not! What type regular, or freaky?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: are u have cam?

You: yea

Stranger: ok, how can i see you?

You: Err, hold on, let me find a place.

Stranger: ok

You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.

Violation: Solicitation of a minor.

Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.

Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.

You: yur going to jail, and im a guy.

Stranger: wat the pineapple?

Cyadd Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a dragon!!!!
Stranger: Hello, I am Bob
You: RAWRRRR
You: Are you a nice bob?
Stranger: I am nice
You: I might just breathe fire if you aren't
Stranger: I liak vaginaz
You: wrong
You: ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: GTFO troll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/COLOR]

 I Like Curry!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hiya
Stranger: how r u
You: i r good, ty
You: yourself?
Stranger: m ok
Stranger: thanku
Stranger:
You: :0
Stranger: from?
You: canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: kooll
You: you like candaian bacon?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: dunno much abt it
You: they are good
You: we are famous for our canadian bacon
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: m/f??
You: f
Stranger: kewl
You: you?
Stranger:
Stranger: m
You: oooo, where you from/
Stranger: india
You: really? i like curry!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: there r many curries
Stranger: vich curry do u like
You: the red one?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: many red ones dear
You: whichever one is the spicy red one, i like it spicy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: vats ur name?
You: marry-may
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: like u
Stranger:
You: ty
Stranger: vat do u do?
Stranger: age?
Stranger: if u dont mind
You: im a hooker really, and 17
Stranger: kooll
Stranger: me 19
You: cool tho most of my customers are almost twice that age
Stranger: lol
You: you seem like a virgin to me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noo noo
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u how many times??
You: oh, its hard to keep track these days, maybe 2 to 5 times in an average night
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can v b frnds
You: i suppose, but wouldnt that be hard with you in india?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: m pretty kool with it
Stranger: i find u sweet n interestin
You: why ty
You: but i must warn you
You: i have both a vagina and a penis
Stranger: lol
Stranger: really??
You: yes
You: it gets hard when they both get tangeled together
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its ok with me
You: thats good
Stranger: lol
You: interestinglyy enough, it gets me morre money
Stranger: u got yahoo
Stranger: same here
Stranger: m gettin horny too
You: nope, i dont have yahoo
You: i like strngers more
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i m a stranger
You: no wai!!! really?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: den r v frnds
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
You: yes we are its making my penis hard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: email id?
You: sorry, ii dont have an email either
You: we are not allowed to have them in canada
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: u dont hav an email id??
You: nope
Stranger: its ok
You: they arrest us when we make them :
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u gettin horny??
You: oh yes, im pushin my penis into my vagina
You: it feels good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u got boobs rite?
You: yes, but for some reason, one is almost twice as big as the other
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: can i suk dem
You: possibly
Stranger: koolll
Stranger: my dik is gettin hard
Stranger: sk it baby
Stranger: auk*
Stranger: suk*
You: You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of Canadian law.

Violation: Solicitation of a minor.

Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.

Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.
You: Your IP has been logged.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r u jokin
You: nope, it seems they are restricting us here
You: you must go, they will come after you!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Milelke Wrote:Something tells me that some of us may have ended up talking to each other. AND DIDNT KNOW IT.

Quote:You: ur not a southperrian

You: cyadd....

You: ablu2

You: IDK

You: ur erbivously nert importent.

You: I know no names

Quote:[SIZE="5"]You: cyadd....

You: ablu2

You: IDK[/SIZE]

Quote:[SIZE="7"]You: ablu2[/SIZE]

Milelke Wrote:I SOMEHOW GOT PAIRED WITH SOMEONE FROM SOUTHPERRY. EPIC FAIL BELOW.
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 I fail

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I LIKE YOUR SHIRT

You: is this someone from southperry?

Stranger: YES

You: Really? WHO?

Stranger: I DONT WANNA GIVE AWAY MY TRUE IDENTITY

You: AM LURKAN?

Stranger: NO

You: WHO

You: MUST NOW

You: KNOW

You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

Stranger: TALK TO ME THEN GUESS

You: I dont know..... BTA?

Stranger: NO

You: .lul?

Stranger: NO

You: u lie

Stranger: I DO NO SUH THING

You: wut thing?

Stranger: LIE

You: Greg

Stranger: TIME

Stranger: *tim

You: whos Tim, dont know names.

Stranger: tgd

You: who r u HUH

You: lies

You: LIES

You: PINEAPPLE LIES

Stranger: CHUMP CHUMP

You: wut

Stranger: YOU HERD ME

You: no, i saw you

Stranger: I HERD YOU

You: WHO TIS THIS????????????????????????????????

Stranger: TIM

You: WHOS TIM

Stranger: YOUR MOTHER

You: GREG OR OPETH OR COMBATTENTE?

You: Ur not cul

You: till u anser the question

Stranger: I DONT WANNA BE 'CUL'

You: ur not a southperrian

You: cyadd....

You: ablu2

You: IDK

You: ur erbivously nert importent.

You: I know no names

Stranger: TIM

You: who

Stranger: TIMTIMTIMTIMTIMTIMTITMTIMTIM

You: WHOS TIM

Stranger: YOUR FREAKING MOTHER

You: WHO R YOU? I WILL POST THIS UP! AND THEN I WILL KNOW

Stranger: FINE GO FOR IT

Stranger: I JUST WONT RESPOND

You: you dont have to.. SOMEONE WILL TELL ME

You: vindicate?

Stranger: NO THEY WONT I TOLD WHO KNOWS WHO THIS IS NOT TO TELL

You: yoyoyoyoshi

You: ive heard yur name befor though

You: and I rember an avatar....

Stranger: WHAT WAS IT

You: idk, i swore it was some type of a yoshi with baby mario, but im sur eim wrong

Stranger: YOUR ALWAYS WRONG

You: really, because im searching your name for posts... aT THIS VERY MOMENT

Stranger: YOUR NEVER GONNA FIGURE IT OUT

You: ur right...

You: i will keep geussing

Stranger: IM ALWAYS RIGHT

You: wrong

You: greg

You: greg

You: greg

You: wong

You: wRONg

You: i know a tim

You: on sp

You: but I cant think of a user name.

You: MASPAN

Stranger: TIM

You: maspan

You: ?

You: plox

Stranger: TIM

You: Moonlapse?

You: ABLU2!!!!!!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: TIM

You: ABLU2

Stranger: TIM

You: Who am I?

Stranger: TIM

You: wrong

You: you die

You: end

You: disconnecting in...

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 2

You: 0.5

You: 0.25

You: 0.175

Stranger: HJK

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

You: tobiasBlack

You: ?

Stranger: NO

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 Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: whats up
You: sky
Stranger: papaya
You: ima girl
You: o.o
You: im no papaya
Stranger: oh
Stranger:
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Stranger: ohh nice
Stranger: im from canada
You: i hear you get free health care up there
You: or something around those lines
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: its great
You: thats nice
Stranger: isnt the US thinking of doing that?
You: no clue
Stranger: i dont follow politics that much
You: me neither
Stranger: soo what do you wanna talk about
You: i like cake
Stranger: me too
Stranger: cheesecake is the shizz
You: very
You: how about frozen yogurt?
Stranger: love it
You: me too
Stranger: what flavor?
You: depends on the place
You: but i would say
You: artic vanilla
You: + smores
You:
Stranger: mmm that sounds amazing
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: uhh, i guess strawberry?
You: o and smores is also a flavor
You:
You: o nice
Stranger: i dont really follow the flavors
Stranger: ohhh
You: i havent eating that in a while
Stranger: you know what the best food ever
You: ?
Stranger: steak and lobster
Stranger: mmmmm
You: never tried lobster
You: ]=
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: go to your local Red Lobster
Stranger: and order it
Stranger: NOW
You: o.o
You: none near
Stranger: aw that sucks
Stranger: have you ever eaten jerk chicken?
You: nope
Stranger: wow
Stranger: youve missed a lot of good things
You: yep
You:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyways gotta go, heading down to the carribean food place for some jerk chicken
Stranger: this convo is amking me hungry
You: lol
You: k
Stranger: byee
You: bb
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