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Why cats are better than dogs. - Katie - 2009-07-31
Zalfor Wrote:You all missed something about cats.
Furballs.
That's enough to make me want a dog. I already had a dog though. Best garbage disposal ever. Oh, and one thing that cats normally don't do: When a burglar enters your house, unless your cat is trained to kill, normally a Pitbull will do a better job at defending.
One nice thing about cats:They have less chance of humping people. Although I have seen extremely horny cats.
My cat thinks shes a fking pitbull. If someone comes in my house she doesn't like, she will for sure let you know whats up. She doesn't have furballs because I give her medicine plus her food. I have to admit, she use to hump people alot but I took care of that too by getting her girly parts ripped out =)
Why cats are better than dogs. - MaxHudson - 2009-07-31
GMSInfighter Wrote:Thank you RDal for stopping this guy from being confused for eternal life.
2 weeks, one month. Still a time worth of training. Cats probably need an introduction to a box, BAM! Done!
Yeah... No. Dogs need more than a big backyard. First of all, I don't want to have to clean my dog because it's the retard that went and got dirty. I don't want a stupid rat being given to me because it caught it in the backyard. Cats bury their killings, dogs bury their food. SMART PUP!
No, no no nonononono. Almost every day my cats have a dead mouse with just its guts laying on are deck. There is no way cats are better at cleaning up a mean. I've never seen a dog not lick the spot it was eatting untill it was spotless!
Also, cats get tired of attention fast. and don't sence when your sick. Most dogs can tell and try to make you happppppyyyyyy
Why cats are better than dogs. - MetaSeraphim - 2009-07-31
MaxHudson Wrote:Also, cats get tired of attention fast. and don't sence when your sick. Most dogs can tell and try to make you happppppyyyyyy
What kind of bullshit is this? Every single cat I've owned has never gotten tried of attention, and every single one of them could sense when I or people around me were sick, sad, and so on and would come up and try to cheer you up.
This post makes me believe you know nothing about cats. Have a good day sir!
Why cats are better than dogs. - Katie - 2009-07-31
Cats are the biggest attention whores ever.
Why cats are better than dogs. - MetaSeraphim - 2009-07-31
Katie Wrote:Cats are the biggest attention whores ever.
They're also the biggest Drag Queens in the animal kingdom.
Why cats are better than dogs. - KhainiWest - 2009-07-31
I own a cat and a dog. My cat thinks of my dog as its baby and randomly plays with it, even bathes it it's so cute xD. My cat does bring dead animals (moles specifically) not because it's hungry or anything but it's a way that it shows it's "appreciation".
Cat's are more to themselfs, if they want attention or anything they'll nag you, dogs just kind of beg and get bored after awhile. They are mans best friend because they are much more affectionate, at least my dog is. Not saying cat's arent though but my cat likes a good petting, and at night it might sleep on your chest.
I assure you a cat's 'leftovers' smell 10x worse than a dogs, and it lingers. and frankly cleaning a lil box is not so much fun either. At least dogs give something to nature I suppose xD. My mother hates one thing about my cat and thats if it catches birds, my dog doesn't do that
One thing everyone dislikes about my dog is it barks anytime we have someone unfamilar you over, nice lil alarm dog.
Why cats are better than dogs. - FelixTM - 2009-07-31
Dyxanije Wrote:Where is Felix?
Opeth Wrote:inb4Felix
Haha, I love you guys.
I recently managed to get some pictures (using my sis' camera) of my kitties in the most adorable poses you can imagine. I'll try getting them on my computer today. Then you will ALL understand why cats are superior to stupid, disgusting dogs.
Cleaning litter boxes is fun. It's easy, only takes a few minutes every morning and doesn't smell at all if you take care of it and use baking soda. It's vastly superior to always having to let our retarded dog outside or, even worse, cleaning up after his indoor messes because of his DERP sized brain. And he stinks. And he's annoying with this stupid barking. And he's not fun to pet or play with. And did I mention he's stupid?
Dogs need to stick with helping police, hunters and blind people. Leave the superior cats to be our house pets.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Amnesia - 2009-07-31
If you really kick cats then you should die in hell. I hope you do. Anyway, I love both cats and dogs. I love all animals. It's up to you to chose which animal you like more.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Avenge - 2009-07-31
ablu2 Wrote:That comment makes me think that:
1: Your a pineappleing idiot for bathing a cat,
2: Your cat has no tongue
3: Your an idiot
..and you call me an idiot. OK QT!
Cats licking themselves doesn't completely rid their stench, you do need to bathe them every once in a while, especially outdoor cats.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Myles - 2009-07-31
What the f'uck is wrong with giving a dog "human" food?
Now you're the retard.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Herbert Jablonski - 2009-07-31
It sounds like most of the people in here have never owned one of each.
I don't really care for dogs that much. They need as much attention as a newborn child all the time. I don't enjoy having to bathe a dog, the smell of wet dog is.. oh god, absolutely terrible. They constantly beg for your undivided attention all the god damn time. They can't care of themselves all that well without your help.
I feel like cats are a lot more low maintenance, therefore are superior to me. I've owned plenty of cats before and I just keep on getting about the same results with all of them. They all seem to have small bouts where they want attention and want to play and other times they don't. I leave them be when they don't want attention and if you do long enough, they'll surely come find you and lay with you. Claws never seem to be too much of a problem for me. All the cats I've ever owned all had a scratching post and they don't tear up any of the furniture. Yeah, some cats are troublesome to bathe, it mostly depends on the cat. I've had some that don't care when I do bathe them and I've also had some where they'd act like getting bathed was bloody murder to them.
I'd like to take the time to share a little story with you guys.
Lately I've been having to watch my brother's cat while he is out of town. This cat literally hates everyone except for my brother. Every time I'd try to pick this cat up or play with it, it would run away and hide and if you tried to pick it up, it would rip your face off. It has been about a half of a month since I started watching this cat while my brother was out of town, just the other day this cat jumped up in my lap, which is something it's never done in the four or five years that he has had this cat. Just today this cat did the same but also started purring too and was kneading as well. A few of you may be thinking "Well you're feeding it, that's why it likes you LOLOL DERP." I don't think that's really true, this cat in particular doesn't care about eating too much. Every time I put food in its dish it doesn't come running to the food dish. I almost thought this cat wasn't eating at all for the first day or two I was watching it, but sure enough I'll check the food dish and it does eat. Oh, and one last thing before I forget, I am only feeding this cat some dry food, for some reason this cat doesn't eat wet food all that much so I didn't bother feeding any to it. I hope to god that this cat doesn't revert back to its old ways when my brother gets back from his trip.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Zalfor - 2009-07-31
GMSInfighter Wrote:Does that mean your dog is gone now? Maybe you shouldn't have fed it human food in the first place. derp.
Yeah, when a burglar enters my house, I'm going to cram a crowbar up his ass, I'm not going to rely on one of my animals to do the job.
I fed her Iams every day and whatever fell on the floor. I always tried to stop her from eating anything harmful to her like chocolate. Just bits of meat which is good for them. They are omnivores.
Also, when my dog felt sick she always ate some grass to ease her stomach. Yes she shed and it was annoying as hell to keep a clean shirt clean and she also threw up about once per month or two, but she'd normally do it outside
Oh, and my dog lived uh...11 years. She found me outside one day when she was 1 year old. Extremely intelligent dog 
And I meant if your not home. If your inside all day sitting around with a crowbar, well, the burglar picked the wrong place to pick. But still, if your home and sleeping say, with a crowbar by your side of the bed, I bet you'll be waken more by the loud bark of a dog vs. the burglar than a cat. If the cat isn't outside killing rodents that is.
One last thing
eople will pick whatever animal suits their personality. If they want something less demanding, go for a cat. If you want a lovable sound machine, go for a dog.
Why cats are better than dogs. - IllegallySane - 2009-07-31
Myles Wrote:What the f'uck is wrong with giving a dog "human" food?
Now you're the retard.
I know, right?
Dogs in China eat human food all the time.
Rice? Check.
Beef/Pork bones? Check.
Fish bones? Check.
Meat of the above? Check.
Vegetables? Check.
Shelled shrimp? Check.
They also seem on average smarter than dogs here. Suck on that.
Why cats are better than dogs. - GMSInfighter - 2009-07-31
IllegallySane Wrote:I know, right?
Dogs in China eat human food all the time.
Rice? Check.
Beef/Pork bones? Check.
Fish bones? Check.
Meat of the above? Check.
Vegetables? Check.
Shelled shrimp? Check.
They also seem on average smarter than dogs here. Suck on that.
Guess what they do after they feed them the food? COOK THEM UP AND EAT THEM THEMSELVES. No I'm not making a joke or a stupid stereotype. It's a an actual food item there, just like pizza is here. If you've ever researched it, dogs are fed with fattening foods to taste better when it goes down the owners stomach. No one would eat a cat unless they were one of the following: Retarded, stupid, dumb as f'uck, dumb as s'hit... I could keep going if you want? I think I've made my point though. Cats don't take s'hit from no one cause they will rip you a new one if you dare try to touch them in a violent way.
Myles Wrote:What the f'uck is wrong with giving a dog "human" food?
Now you're the retard.
Want to take a look at my 100 pound dog that digs in the trashcan for food cause she's apparently too impatient and too obese to not wait for her own food? That's whats wrong with giving a dog "human" food. It leads to much more s'hit than what I wanted to go through in the first place. She'll look for it everywhere cause its the most delicious thing ever.
I'm obviously a lot more educated on cats and dogs than some in this thread, or I wouldn't have made it.
Felix Wrote:I recently managed to get some pictures (using my sis' camera) of my kitties in the most adorable poses you can imagine. I'll try getting them on my computer today. Then you will ALL understand why cats are superior to stupid, disgusting dogs.
Please do mang, I must see.
MaxHudson Wrote:No, no no nonononono. Almost every day my cats have a dead mouse with just its guts laying on are deck. There is no way cats are better at cleaning up a mean. I've never seen a dog not lick the spot it was eatting untill it was spotless!
Also, cats get tired of attention fast. and don't sence when your sick. Most dogs can tell and try to make you happppppyyyyyy
Uhm, sorry your cat doesn't know the basic instincts to bury the rat, and not rip it to shreds and leave it there. The majority of cats will either bury it, or bring it to you and if you teach them the word no, then they will go bury it if you don't want it. They are very intelligent. And thanks for proving my obese statement even further.
Last part, I don't even know where you pulled that one from.. Maybe your ass? Sorry your cat doesn't love you, give the awesome furball a better place to live.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Myles - 2009-07-31
GMSInfighter Wrote:Want to take a look at my 100 pound dog that digs in the trashcan for food cause she's apparently too impatient and too obese to not wait for her own food? That's whats wrong with giving a dog "human" food. It leads to much more s'hit than what I wanted to go through in the first place. She'll look for it everywhere cause its the most delicious thing ever.
You're doing it wrong. You don't sit there and give it fully-fledged manmeals, you give it little bits, the bits of food you dont want, stuff as treats.
You're SO F'UCKING EDUCATED YOU LET YOUR DOG BE 100 POUNDS.
Why cats are better than dogs. - chrome - 2009-07-31
ITT: 1-upping
where the love
Have you guys ever heard of the expression "cat person" and "dog person"? Telling a dog person that cats are better will hardly do anything, and vice versa. If you people are going to get so uncivilized as to argue about something this dumb, in the FUNHOUSE, I don't even know what to say.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Berzerk - 2009-07-31
I still hate cats.
Why cats are better than dogs. - Cactuar - 2009-07-31
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And your racist friend
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And your racist friend