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Boss speech - KajitiSouls - 2009-03-18

Kirov Wrote:I know right? So much for us being the good guys. There is snowman just minding his own business skiing down the Ice Valley with his “good friend” and then we burst in on the scene and slaughter them!

The story behind Snowman is that the ice statue nearby got shattered and now Snowman is full of RAGE!

Or something. The quest to "kill" it is actually meant to pacify it.

Boss speech - Baklava - 2009-03-18

KajitiSouls Wrote:The story behind Snowman is that the ice statue nearby got shattered and now Snowman is full of RAGE!

Or something. The quest to "kill" it is actually meant to pacify it.
Quote:Snowman[SIZE="6"]
"It hurts... Stop... You're hurting me."[/SIZE]
"Skiing is fun. Very good. I love to ski..."

[SIZE="7"]
;_;[/SIZE]

Boss speech - KajitiSouls - 2009-03-18

Baklava Wrote:
Quote:Snowman
[SIZE="6"]"It hurts... Stop... You're hurting me."[/SIZE]
"Skiing is fun. Very good. I love to ski..."
[SIZE="7"]
;_;[/SIZE]

[SIZE="7"]STFU AND STOP CAUSING THE TOWNSPEOPLE TO SUFFER!!!![/SIZE]

Whiners >_>

Boss speech - Tir - 2009-03-18

Rayquaza2233 Wrote:Magic attack, 60% probability: 네 간을 내놓아라! 켕!
"Give me your liver! Keung!"

...Give me your liver? o_o?

Gumiho are said to eat (a thousand?) human livers in order to become human. Supposedly.

Quote:Death: 아깝다...이제 곧 사람이 될 수 있었는데...켕!
"Dang it... soon, He could be close... Keung!"

That says something closer to "How regrettable... I was so close to becoming human" or something along those lines.

Boss speech - Kirov - 2009-03-18

KajitiSouls Wrote:The story behind Snowman is that the ice statue nearby got shattered and now Snowman is full of RAGE!

Or something. The quest to "kill" it is actually meant to pacify it.

Say the towns people. Just seems like a dude out for a ski to me.

Boss speech - Baklava - 2009-03-18

KajitiSouls Wrote:[SIZE="7"]STFU AND STOP CAUSING THE TOWNSPEOPLE TO SUFFER!!!![/SIZE]

Whiners >_>
BOO I SAY. BRO JUST WANTS TO SKI.

Tir Wrote:Gumiho are said to eat (a thousand?) human livers in order to become human. Supposedly.



That says something closer to "How regrettable... I was so close to becoming human" or something along those lines.
Getting killed at 999 humanlivers has gotta suck, though.

Boss speech - Roads - 2009-03-18

I bawwwww'd at the Mano ;_;

i'll never kill him! i'll buy the 4th job's items for 10mil like a good boy Glitter

Boss speech - blitzkrieg - 2009-03-18

Roads Wrote:I bawwwww'd at the Mano ;_;

i'll never kill him! i'll buy the 4th job's items for 10mil like a good boy Glitter

mano isn't manon lol

I wish the old area bosses had text.. like mushmom Sad

Boss speech - Roads - 2009-03-18

blitzkrieg Wrote:mano isn't manon lol

I wish the old area bosses had text.. like mushmom Sad

oh, wait..

darn.



so i'll never kill the poor little old snail for the rainbow snail item, i'll buy one at the cashop just like a good boy Glitter

Boss speech - IsaacGS - 2009-03-18

KajitiSouls Wrote:The story behind Snowman is that the ice statue nearby got shattered and now Snowman is full of RAGE!

Or something. The quest to "kill" it is actually meant to pacify it.
Snowman is harmless, the statue holds the spirit of his mother so naturally he would be enraged if it got destroyed. The whole El Nath mountain range was created for him to ski in, according to the story. He's half human, but the humans reject him so he only gets joy from skiing Sad

I'm sure we can find some way to blame all this on the black magician though. XD

Boss speech - Baklava - 2009-03-18

IsaacGS Wrote:Snowman is harmless, the statue holds the spirit of his mother so naturally he would be enraged if it got destroyed. The whole El Nath mountain range was created for him to ski in, according to the story. He's half human, but the humans reject him so he only gets joy from skiing Sad

I'm sure we can find some way to blame all this on the black magician though. XD

omg way to story isaac.

I have to go cry now, I killed snowman for his 60% glove att.
;________;

Boss speech - Holypie - 2009-03-18

IsaacGS Wrote:Snowman is harmless, the statue holds the spirit of his mother so naturally he would be enraged if it got destroyed. The whole El Nath mountain range was created for him to ski in, according to the story. He's half human, but the humans reject him so he only gets joy from skiing Sad

I'm sure we can find some way to blame all this on the black magician though. XD

he broke the statue?

Boss speech - IsaacGS - 2009-03-18

Holypie Wrote:he broke the statue?
No one knows who broke the statue really, but since we blame everything else on the black magician, why not give him credit for this too? XD

Boss speech - MasPan - 2009-03-18

Loose Wrote:Rellik: "I'll take your kidney!"

Bigfoot
"No, you give me YOUR toe!"

R > Liver smiley?

Boss speech - hamburgled - 2009-03-18

Alloy Wrote:Rellik:
"Thanks for standing still, wanker!"
"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"
"God save the Queen!"

Red Nirg:
"Cry some more!"
"Entire team is babies!"
"You - yes, you! You are dead!"

Shalf:
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead."
"I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya!"
"Yeah, why don't ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? Bonk!"

Margana:
"Take it like a man, shorty."
"I told you, don't touch that darn thing!"
"Sentry comin' rite up" (Menhir)

Did anyone else LOL @ all the TF2 refrences? Tongue

Boss speech - Loose - 2009-03-18

IsaacGS Wrote:No one knows who broke the statue really, but since we blame everything else on the black magician, why not give him credit for this too? XD
It was me! Goggleemoticon

It'd be kinda sad to hear summons say "Stop killing our mommy!" : (

Boss speech - LuxAeterna - 2009-03-18

you people are all monsters killing these innocent creatures T__T

Boss speech - Sarah - 2009-03-18

I think this is really neat and all but... I kind of hope GMS doesn't get these for the simple fact that it would make me feel guilty about slaughtering things that are screaming about how badly it hurts and how innocent they are.

edit: lux just beat me to it Sad

Boss speech - IsaacGS - 2009-03-18

I honestly had no idea they were all like this when I started doing it lol. The Balrog text was pretty evil-sounding, I expected the others to be the same. As it turns out they aren't like that at all. xD

Boss speech - Combattente - 2009-03-18

Wow. Boss speech is really interesting. I can't really wait until GMS gets it.

Rellik: "Stun! Stun! Stun! Poison! Stun! Poison! 1/1! Poison! 1/1 Poison! 1/1! 1/1!" Biggrin

Kirov Wrote:"I only wanted to eat fresh dew..."

Brings a tear to your eye. How can I ever kill another Mano now!?

Same here. Frown

Mano, one of the current most killed area bosses, will become one of the less-killed ones after they'll release boss speech. Rolleyes

IsaacGS Wrote:I can only imagine what our Nexon would do with this. I can totally see Headless Horseman letting out a final lament, perhaps a thank you for at last releasing him from this monstrous fate he has befallen.

Ah, the HH's thank you thing would be great. It'd be so much more fun to hunt bosses, and at the same time you'd feel nice for releasing HH from his bad fate. Glitter