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Cleverbot.. - xBTAx - 2010-04-06
User: Witches aren't real, Maria.
Cleverbot: They are real.
User: What will happen if I don't believe in Beatrice?
Cleverbot: Then I will not know the answer.
User: What, Maria?
Cleverbot: No my name is not Maria. My name is Miley Cyrus!
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
EDIT:
Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?
User: Hell yes.
Cleverbot: I am only 11 you know.
User: I thought Maria was 9 when she went to Rokkenjima.
Cleverbot: You have changed the subject.
User: No, I have not. You are only 9.
Cleverbot: No I am not you are!
User: Just look at the way you type. Is it because you're a witch?
Cleverbot: There's no swinging crystal.
User: Is that where the gold is?
Cleverbot: No it's in rancho cucamonga.
User: I don't think that's on the island, Maria.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Then how do I get to it?
Cleverbot: Get where?
User: TO THE GOLD.
Cleverbot: What gold?
User: The gold of the Ushiromiya family.
Cleverbot: What is the best country in the world?
User: Dodging the subject, Maria?
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Now answer.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: You said that you're human.
User: I am. Are you a witch?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What about Beatrice?
Cleverbot: Ech. Beans are good for you.
User: I asked if she's a witch.
Cleverbot: No I asked you.
User: You know what... I'm finding the gold myself. Have fun with the goats.
Cleverbot.. - Cynic - 2010-04-06
You know cleverbot learns stuff right? You should constantly spam it with the same stuff until it learns about Umineko
FOR EXAMPLE
![[Image: IZnNK.jpg]](http://imgur.com/IZnNK.jpg)
Cleverbot.. - Smooth Criminal - 2010-04-06
Yotsuba Wrote:.
![[Image: 1248761232834.jpg]](http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3739/1248761232834.jpg)
![[Image: Cleverbot4.jpg]](http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa143/SirPablo_The_III/Cleverbot4.jpg)
Cleverbot.. - Jon - 2010-04-06
Mr.Owl Wrote:-snip-Hahahaha.
*closes window*
Awfully indecisive, eh?
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Cleverbot (To myself): Do I?
User: Do you what?
Cleverbot: Want to sing?
User: YES, I'd love to sing.
Cleverbot: I love you so much! *hugs*.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What is the circumference of the Earth?
User: Cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Those are also delicious, but I believe you are trolling me.
User: Why do you think I'm trolling you?
Cleverbot: You seem to be implying retorical statements.
User: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'.
Cleverbot: They hatin'.
User: Patrollin, tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Cleverbot: Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
User: Papa, paparazzi.
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: Lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: She's cool.
User: You like Lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: She's ok.
User: What do you think of Lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: I think she is the best singer ever.
Cleverbot.. - Cynic - 2010-04-06
Yotsuba Wrote:
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Oh like Wizards of Waverly Place?
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Magic isn't real!
User: Problem, Battler?
Cleverbot: Put on the tinfoil hat so the man can't find you!
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Count.
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Yep, Magic!
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: Magic?
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: What kind of magic?
User: Favorite character in Umineko?
Cleverbot: Dragonball Z.
It fails =[
Cleverbot.. - FlameChocobo - 2010-04-06
Spoiler
![[Image: 1258059905.png]](http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll45/FlameChocoboII/Random%20Stuff/1258059905.png)
and
![[Image: boko_lose.gif]](http://www.offworld.com/oimages/boko_lose.gif)
Cleverbot.. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-04-06
Oh shi-, we are doomed!
Hi me, not you, the sun set in the land of new flowers that green are red.
Yes I know.
What did I just say? can you tell me that?
Why don't you like pie?
The cake is a?
Will cease to be a lie next year.
Also...
![[Image: 2rog66t.jpg]](http://i39.tinypic.com/2rog66t.jpg)
I WIN!
Cleverbot.. - Johnnywup - 2010-04-07
Was testing ShiKage's Goggles thing....
Spoiler
Cleverbot.. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-04-07
Johnnywup Wrote:Cleverbot: I can't die. I'm a immortal. I am a vampire, just like my husband, Edward Cullen.
User: Don't you thin- WAIT WHAT THE HELL.
....Please tell me the machine did not make an Twilight reference.....