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Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-30
i believe i won omegle
LOTS OF DESU TO START OUT WITH, WARNING!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: hiiii!
Stranger: jeez
Stranger: what was that?
You: stream of desu
Stranger: what's a desu?
You: youre a desu
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: well
Stranger: could you define desu?
You: anything and everything relating to or regarding the meaning of desu is simply desu, for desu is only but desu, and cannot be anything or anyone else but desu
Stranger: huh
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: so
Stranger: techically
Stranger: you're a desu as well?!
Stranger: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!
You: hmmm
well played citizen
Stranger: well
Stranger: now that we're fomally introduced
You: hello desu, i am desu
Stranger: how ironic!
Stranger: i'm desu as well!
Stranger: but it seems as though.
Stranger: you've caught on to that
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
You: indeed
Stranger: so i guess
Stranger: my job is desu as well?
Stranger: and
You: why, i suppose it very well would be
Stranger: your keyboard is desu?
You: by all accounts yes!
Stranger: hmm
You: all things are DESU
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: is there anything that is not DESU?
You: there is but one thing that cannot be desu
You: and that is a smile
Stranger: wow
You: but a desu can smile
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: awesome
You: because smiles are desu being undesu
Stranger: so
Stranger: jee
Stranger: z
Stranger: that's such a paradox
You: yes
You: that is quite the desu
Stranger: paradox's are desu as well?
You: very much so
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: if all things are desu
Stranger: aside from smiles
Stranger: then
Stranger: is there a particular trait to a smile
Stranger: that makes it undesu?
Stranger: or is it simply undesu because that's what it is?
You: any desu of undesu is undesu
Stranger: complicate
Stranger: d
You: so anything that is smile is a smile, and therefore undesu
Stranger:
<---undesu?
You: yes!
You: by george, youve got it!
Stranger: hmm
You: well played citizen
Stranger: what if
Stranger: i put a at the send of a sentence
Stranger: would the sentence still be desu?
Stranger: or undesu?
Stranger: or
Stranger: desu, but associated with the undesu
You: the sentence is in that instance desu, but the undesu is still undesu, it bears nothing towards any and all desu
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: how does one pronounce desu?
Stranger: "deh - soo" ?
You: (D-eh-s-uu)
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i'm not sure what to make of all this
You: you dont have to, thats the beauty of desu!
Stranger: i guess
You: just desu, and desu will desu you!
Stranger: but i don't like uncertainty
Stranger: but
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: desu is desu
Stranger: and = undesu
Stranger: therefore
Stranger: there's something that's certain
You: indeed
Stranger: but how is that useful?
Stranger: if everything is known
Stranger: that being
Stranger: everything is desu, except a smile
Stranger: does that even mean anything?
Stranger: Does it change anything?
You: nope, desu changes desu to desu, whilst still desuing desu's desu
Stranger: did you make up desu upon entering this chat?
Stranger: or have you known of the desu for a while?
You: i made up this definition of desu, yes, upon entering this chat
You: in actuallity it is a japanese conjoiner word.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: so
Stranger: what made you say it?
Stranger: Did it just seem like a good idea?
You: because it beat out me screaming "I HAVE AIDS" in my "interesting things to start an omegle conversation with" list
Stranger: ah
Stranger: you have a list?
You: mentally
Stranger: or is it figmitive?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Do you have aids?
You: i dont wish i werent so not unlucky
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: I guess i won't get a yes or know.
Stranger: no
Stranger: wow
Stranger: why did i say know?
Stranger: jees
Stranger: jfqpwifhq
Stranger: hmm
You: blargle
Stranger: now that we've moved away from the desu
Stranger: i'm trying to
Stranger: find something interesting to talk about
Stranger: what country are you from, my friend?
You: "friend?" we are strangers, fair fellow.
i am from the country of unified peoples under a common ideals
Stranger: this is true
Stranger: we're strangers
Stranger: i was referring to you as a friend
Stranger: as a freindly gesture
You: ahh
You: quite noble of you
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: perhaps not
Stranger: who knows
You: not i
You: not you
You: not even the server of omegle
Stranger: good
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm going to assume
Stranger: for some reason
Stranger: you're from the UK!
Stranger: Am I wrong?
You: very much so
Stranger: Darn.
You: facades are a wonderous thing indeed
Stranger: For some reason, I had a strong feeling.
You: it may be perhaps due to my vocabulary.
You: oft times wisdom of the english language is attributed to the founders of it.
Stranger: That's logical.
You: but, as it is late, i must depart. this was in all honesty a very arousing exchange, one i hadnt had in a long while from this site. good luck in pursuit of logical conversation here.
Stranger: thank you sir
Stranger: and the same to you!
You: farewell stranger
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: hiiii!
Stranger: jeez
Stranger: what was that?
You: stream of desu
Stranger: what's a desu?
You: youre a desu
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: well
Stranger: could you define desu?
You: anything and everything relating to or regarding the meaning of desu is simply desu, for desu is only but desu, and cannot be anything or anyone else but desu
Stranger: huh
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: so
Stranger: techically
Stranger: you're a desu as well?!
Stranger: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!
You: hmmm
well played citizen
Stranger: well
Stranger: now that we're fomally introduced
You: hello desu, i am desu
Stranger: how ironic!
Stranger: i'm desu as well!
Stranger: but it seems as though.
Stranger: you've caught on to that
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
You: indeed
Stranger: so i guess
Stranger: my job is desu as well?
Stranger: and
You: why, i suppose it very well would be
Stranger: your keyboard is desu?
You: by all accounts yes!
Stranger: hmm
You: all things are DESU
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: is there anything that is not DESU?
You: there is but one thing that cannot be desu
You: and that is a smile
Stranger: wow
You: but a desu can smile
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: awesome
You: because smiles are desu being undesu
Stranger: so
Stranger: jee
Stranger: z
Stranger: that's such a paradox
You: yes
You: that is quite the desu
Stranger: paradox's are desu as well?
You: very much so
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: if all things are desu
Stranger: aside from smiles
Stranger: then
Stranger: is there a particular trait to a smile
Stranger: that makes it undesu?
Stranger: or is it simply undesu because that's what it is?
You: any desu of undesu is undesu
Stranger: complicate
Stranger: d
You: so anything that is smile is a smile, and therefore undesu
Stranger:
<---undesu?You: yes!
You: by george, youve got it!
Stranger: hmm
You: well played citizen
Stranger: what if
Stranger: i put a
at the send of a sentenceStranger: would the sentence still be desu?
Stranger: or undesu?
Stranger: or
Stranger: desu, but associated with the undesu
You: the sentence is in that instance desu, but the undesu is still undesu, it bears nothing towards any and all desu
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: how does one pronounce desu?
Stranger: "deh - soo" ?
You: (D-eh-s-uu)
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i'm not sure what to make of all this
You: you dont have to, thats the beauty of desu!
Stranger: i guess
You: just desu, and desu will desu you!
Stranger: but i don't like uncertainty
Stranger: but
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: desu is desu
Stranger: and
= undesuStranger: therefore
Stranger: there's something that's certain
You: indeed
Stranger: but how is that useful?
Stranger: if everything is known
Stranger: that being
Stranger: everything is desu, except a smile
Stranger: does that even mean anything?
Stranger: Does it change anything?
You: nope, desu changes desu to desu, whilst still desuing desu's desu
Stranger: did you make up desu upon entering this chat?
Stranger: or have you known of the desu for a while?
You: i made up this definition of desu, yes, upon entering this chat
You: in actuallity it is a japanese conjoiner word.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: so
Stranger: what made you say it?
Stranger: Did it just seem like a good idea?
You: because it beat out me screaming "I HAVE AIDS" in my "interesting things to start an omegle conversation with" list
Stranger: ah
Stranger: you have a list?
You: mentally
Stranger: or is it figmitive?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Do you have aids?
You: i dont wish i werent so not unlucky
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: I guess i won't get a yes or know.
Stranger: no
Stranger: wow
Stranger: why did i say know?
Stranger: jees
Stranger: jfqpwifhq
Stranger: hmm
You: blargle
Stranger: now that we've moved away from the desu
Stranger: i'm trying to
Stranger: find something interesting to talk about
Stranger: what country are you from, my friend?
You: "friend?" we are strangers, fair fellow.
i am from the country of unified peoples under a common ideals
Stranger: this is true
Stranger: we're strangers
Stranger: i was referring to you as a friend
Stranger: as a freindly gesture
You: ahh
You: quite noble of you
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: perhaps not
Stranger: who knows
You: not i
You: not you
You: not even the server of omegle
Stranger: good
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm going to assume
Stranger: for some reason
Stranger: you're from the UK!
Stranger: Am I wrong?
You: very much so
Stranger: Darn.
You: facades are a wonderous thing indeed
Stranger: For some reason, I had a strong feeling.
You: it may be perhaps due to my vocabulary.
You: oft times wisdom of the english language is attributed to the founders of it.
Stranger: That's logical.
You: but, as it is late, i must depart. this was in all honesty a very arousing exchange, one i hadnt had in a long while from this site. good luck in pursuit of logical conversation here.
Stranger: thank you sir
Stranger: and the same to you!
You: farewell stranger
You have disconnected.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Russt - 2009-09-30
I don't attract very interesting convos. People ditch me too much
What
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey'
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: your conscience.
Stranger: cool ive been ther a lot
Stranger: there*
You: it's a nice place huh
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: it seems to be nice but always watch your back twice...
You have disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey'
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: your conscience.
Stranger: cool ive been ther a lot
Stranger: there*
You: it's a nice place huh
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: it seems to be nice but always watch your back twice...
You have disconnected.
Racist
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: filipino?
You: nope, canadian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: filipino?
You: nope, canadian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Smiley faces are old
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
Stranger: what's up old man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
Stranger: what's up old man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So I'm down $1 million...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boy or girl
You: what do you think?
Stranger: boy
You: you sure?
You: is that your final answer
Stranger: no.. : (
Stranger: well
You: what if this was a $1 million question
Stranger: you cant leave me hanging like this
You: so you guess boy?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: well
You: congrats
You: you just won $1 million
You: how bout you
You: I guess that you're a boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boy or girl
You: what do you think?
Stranger: boy
You: you sure?
You: is that your final answer
Stranger: no.. : (
Stranger: well
You: what if this was a $1 million question
Stranger: you cant leave me hanging like this
You: so you guess boy?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: well
You: congrats
You: you just won $1 million
You: how bout you
You: I guess that you're a boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I also had a legit, real convo for about 30 minutes, on and off (mostly off, actually). I'm not gonna post that here, but it was nice.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Providence - 2009-09-30
This is a long one
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Male or female?
Stranger: m
You: Ahh, just what I needed...
You: Wanna play with me? >;3
Stranger: of course love
You: The full moon's set brightly tonight, isn't it?
Stranger: Only for you
You: I'm in nothing but a towel.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can change that now.
Stranger: please do luv
You: I run the tips of my fingers down the folds as it unfurls from my body and falls to the floor.
You: I clutch my breast, lifting it gently and letting it fall even moreso.
Stranger: i like this
You: Daintily, you see my fingers running downwards along a trail of shallow fuzz.
You: The fuzz becomes thicker as I reach my pubus; I stroke it lightly and bite my lip.
Stranger: mmm
You: A single droplet of blood forms as my canine tooth barely punctures the flesh.
You: I want you.
You: Now.
Stranger: i hold your wet body to mine
You: Mmm
You: Eagerly though humbly, I grasp your torso between my long, sinewy arms. My nails dig into your back as I let loose a loving sigh from my gaping jaws.
Stranger: your so beautiful
Stranger: i kiss your neck and touch your bottom gentely
You: My nails sink deeper into your back; they almost seem to grow longer each passing moment. My hair dangles gingerly atop your physique.
Stranger: my mouth is against your arieola
You: That's the spot. . .
You: My grasp tightens against your spine; you feel a slight pinch as I accidentally cut you with my nail. You like the pain, don't you?
Stranger: yes luv
Stranger: i start sucking ur arieola. you feel my teeth?
You: I do. Just watch the hair; I don't want any to get caught between.
Stranger: i move the hair back behind your shoulders
You: No, that's not what I meant. Watch the hair around my nipple.
Stranger: hair...........?
You: Yes.
Stranges: girls dont have hair there.....
Stranger: ur a girl right?
You: Of course, lover.
Stranger: then why do you have hair on your nipple
You: Well, it is a full moon, after all. I mentioned that in the beginning.
Stranger: so.....
You: Oh, I thought you knew...
Stranger: knew what.....?
You: I change during full moons.
Stranger: ....intto a wolf right? -_-
You: No, not at all, silly.
Stranger: what do u mean
Stranger: what do you change into then..........
You: Ann Coulter.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
NO LOVE FOR THE CONSERVATIVE SHAWTIES
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Male or female?
Stranger: m
You: Ahh, just what I needed...
You: Wanna play with me? >;3
Stranger: of course love
You: The full moon's set brightly tonight, isn't it?
Stranger: Only for you
You: I'm in nothing but a towel.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can change that now.
Stranger: please do luv
You: I run the tips of my fingers down the folds as it unfurls from my body and falls to the floor.
You: I clutch my breast, lifting it gently and letting it fall even moreso.
Stranger: i like this
You: Daintily, you see my fingers running downwards along a trail of shallow fuzz.
You: The fuzz becomes thicker as I reach my pubus; I stroke it lightly and bite my lip.
Stranger: mmm
You: A single droplet of blood forms as my canine tooth barely punctures the flesh.
You: I want you.
You: Now.
Stranger: i hold your wet body to mine
You: Mmm
You: Eagerly though humbly, I grasp your torso between my long, sinewy arms. My nails dig into your back as I let loose a loving sigh from my gaping jaws.
Stranger: your so beautiful
Stranger: i kiss your neck and touch your bottom gentely
You: My nails sink deeper into your back; they almost seem to grow longer each passing moment. My hair dangles gingerly atop your physique.
Stranger: my mouth is against your arieola
You: That's the spot. . .
You: My grasp tightens against your spine; you feel a slight pinch as I accidentally cut you with my nail. You like the pain, don't you?
Stranger: yes luv
Stranger: i start sucking ur arieola. you feel my teeth?
You: I do. Just watch the hair; I don't want any to get caught between.
Stranger: i move the hair back behind your shoulders
You: No, that's not what I meant. Watch the hair around my nipple.
Stranger: hair...........?
You: Yes.
Stranges: girls dont have hair there.....
Stranger: ur a girl right?
You: Of course, lover.
Stranger: then why do you have hair on your nipple
You: Well, it is a full moon, after all. I mentioned that in the beginning.
Stranger: so.....
You: Oh, I thought you knew...
Stranger: knew what.....?
You: I change during full moons.
Stranger: ....intto a wolf right? -_-
You: No, not at all, silly.
Stranger: what do u mean
Stranger: what do you change into then..........
You: Ann Coulter.
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NO LOVE FOR THE CONSERVATIVE SHAWTIES
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-30
I swear, this is the most interesting website ive ever been introduced to
Jew in a hat!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls?
You: Would you like a jew in a hat?
Stranger: what d u mean?
You: a jew in a hat! theyre the latest thing!!
Stranger: yes
You: How have you not heard of a jew in a hat?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: let's talk about other things
Stranger: asl pls?
You: how about dirt? dirt is very interesting ya know
You: worms live there!
Stranger: i think u r really crazy
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl pls?
You: Would you like a jew in a hat?
Stranger: what d u mean?
You: a jew in a hat! theyre the latest thing!!
Stranger: yes
You: How have you not heard of a jew in a hat?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: let's talk about other things
Stranger: asl pls?
You: how about dirt? dirt is very interesting ya know
You: worms live there!
Stranger: i think u r really crazy
Stranger: bye
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-30
Russt Wrote:I don't attract very interesting convos. People ditch me too much
What
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Stranger: heey'
You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: your conscience.
Stranger: cool ive been ther a lot
Stranger: there*
You: it's a nice place huh
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: it seems to be nice but always watch your back twice...
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Racist
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Stranger: filipino?
You: nope, canadian
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Smiley faces are old
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You:
Stranger: what's up old man
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So I'm down $1 million...
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Stranger: boy or girl
You: what do you think?
Stranger: boy
You: you sure?
You: is that your final answer
Stranger: no.. : (
Stranger: well
You: what if this was a $1 million question
Stranger: you cant leave me hanging like this
You: so you guess boy?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: well
You: congrats
You: you just won $1 million
You: how bout you
You: I guess that you're a boy
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I also had a legit, real convo for about 30 minutes, on and off (mostly off, actually). I'm not gonna post that here, but it was nice.
you might have gotten that guy i had in my DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU conversation.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-30
Shortest conversation ever?
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Stranger: ㅎㅇ
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Stranger: ㅎㅇ
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Thrush?
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Stranger: hi
You: goggles?
Stranger: definitely
You: and what is it that they do?
Stranger: they read your mind
You: and what am i thinking now?
Stranger: sex
You: correct, unfortunetly for you, its not with you. Sorry!
Stranger: thats okay no one ever wants to have sex with me
You: it must be the nose 0-o
Stranger: no its not my nose
Stranger: i think its because i get thrush a lot
You: and this thrush is...?
Stranger: vagina;
Stranger: vaginal*
You: mmmhmm, so im guessing your a girl then
Stranger: yeah
You: well, you have it easy then, its easier for self pleasure :c|
Stranger: but i dont want to touch my vagina because it has thrush
You: and was ist das thrush?
Stranger: its an infection
You: oh my a-@
You: and how does one get this infection?
Stranger: your own body produces it
Stranger: males can get it from females
Stranger: but its not an std or anything
You: really? this is very interesting
You: i believe the last person to go down on you gave it to you
You: you must seek vengence
You: O-o {Long pause}
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think ive got some kind of inbalance in my body
You: it is a "dark chi" you must do yoga for that {another long pause}
Stranger: i hate yoga
Stranger: im not felxible enough
You: mmhhmmm
cardio will help also
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Stranger: hi
You: goggles?
Stranger: definitely
You: and what is it that they do?
Stranger: they read your mind
You: and what am i thinking now?
Stranger: sex
You: correct, unfortunetly for you, its not with you. Sorry!
Stranger: thats okay no one ever wants to have sex with me
You: it must be the nose 0-o
Stranger: no its not my nose
Stranger: i think its because i get thrush a lot
You: and this thrush is...?
Stranger: vagina;
Stranger: vaginal*
You: mmmhmm, so im guessing your a girl then
Stranger: yeah
You: well, you have it easy then, its easier for self pleasure :c|
Stranger: but i dont want to touch my vagina because it has thrush
You: and was ist das thrush?
Stranger: its an infection
You: oh my a-@
You: and how does one get this infection?
Stranger: your own body produces it
Stranger: males can get it from females
Stranger: but its not an std or anything
You: really? this is very interesting
You: i believe the last person to go down on you gave it to you
You: you must seek vengence
You: O-o {Long pause}
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: i think ive got some kind of inbalance in my body
You: it is a "dark chi" you must do yoga for that {another long pause}
Stranger: i hate yoga
Stranger: im not felxible enough
You: mmhhmmm
cardio will help also
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An actual conversation!
Safer Korea {longish}
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You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: a-@
Stranger: whattttt??
You: omg thats what i was thinking!
Stranger: ummmmmm..
You: this is a nice conversation :c)
Stranger: where ru from ?
You: im from malibu cali
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: korae that i live
You: hmmmm north or south?
Stranger: ssss
Stranger: south
Stranger: u know ?
You: yes yes, that would be the safer side
Stranger: yyyeah
You: well, depending on how you look at it actually
Stranger: what dose mean ?
You: well, North Korea doesnt like South for them seperating themselves from the North
You: so they kinda hate South Korea
You: or at least Kim Jung Ill does
Stranger: oh.hhh
Stranger: but,
Stranger: we r same racial
You: yes, but the North just doesnt really care for some reason
You: in all, your safer socially in south korea, but north korea could be a problem
Stranger: that is can change
You: everything can change i suppose
You: a catiplliar to a butterfly
You: a boy to a man
You: a kitten to a cat
Stranger: not good example
You: or kim jung ill could fall over dead a-@
Stranger: that's coooooooooooooooool
You: yes yes, it would probably be a day of celebration around the world
Stranger: you don't like him ??
You: personally I dont know much about him
You: but his ideals dont seem very good
Stranger: mm your right
You: so therefore, i cant view him as a person to like
You: i think if he were to be more open, he would be likeable tho
You: well, i must be off for now, needa get me some food
Stranger: bye
Stranger: good time
You: goodbye
Stranger: yyyyes
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You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: a-@
Stranger: whattttt??
You: omg thats what i was thinking!
Stranger: ummmmmm..
You: this is a nice conversation :c)
Stranger: where ru from ?
You: im from malibu cali
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: korae that i live
You: hmmmm north or south?
Stranger: ssss
Stranger: south
Stranger: u know ?
You: yes yes, that would be the safer side
Stranger: yyyeah
You: well, depending on how you look at it actually
Stranger: what dose mean ?
You: well, North Korea doesnt like South for them seperating themselves from the North
You: so they kinda hate South Korea
You: or at least Kim Jung Ill does
Stranger: oh.hhh
Stranger: but,
Stranger: we r same racial
You: yes, but the North just doesnt really care for some reason
You: in all, your safer socially in south korea, but north korea could be a problem
Stranger: that is can change
You: everything can change i suppose
You: a catiplliar to a butterfly
You: a boy to a man
You: a kitten to a cat
Stranger: not good example
You: or kim jung ill could fall over dead a-@
Stranger: that's coooooooooooooooool
You: yes yes, it would probably be a day of celebration around the world
Stranger: you don't like him ??
You: personally I dont know much about him
You: but his ideals dont seem very good
Stranger: mm your right
You: so therefore, i cant view him as a person to like
You: i think if he were to be more open, he would be likeable tho
You: well, i must be off for now, needa get me some food
Stranger: bye
Stranger: good time
You: goodbye
Stranger: yyyyes
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Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - GameMX - 2009-09-30
![[Image: Wizard_troll_doll-low_res.jpg]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Wizard_troll_doll-low_res.jpg)
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - DeanNim - 2009-09-30
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You: omegle
Stranger: hey
You: desu
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Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - MasPan - 2009-09-30
Spoiler
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You: Desu?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: Hello
You: are you desu?
Stranger: no
You: Are you sure?
You: I think you are
Stranger: actually i dont know what desu means
You: Desu is a word that means desu
You: Which you obviously are
You: so you are Desu
Stranger: what is desu?
You: Not what, who
You: and the answer is you
Stranger: can u explain it carefully?
You: Desu is a word
Stranger: no~~~
You: a word that means desu
Stranger: im not a desu
You: Desu is a quality that you have
Stranger: i dont know what do u mean
You: therefore, you are desu
You: I mean desu
Stranger: u said quality???
You: It is both a quality and a person
Stranger: what kind of quality？
You: which are both desu
You: a desu kind of quality
Stranger:
Stranger: so what is desu~~~
You: You are, we went over this
Stranger: ok so u want to talk to a desu? but im sorry im not
You: You most definitely are
You: It's a shame you don't realize this
Stranger: ok~~~ok im a desu~~~~so what?
You: Idk, I was just curious if you were
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You: Desu?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: Hello
You: are you desu?
Stranger: no
You: Are you sure?
You: I think you are
Stranger: actually i dont know what desu means
You: Desu is a word that means desu
You: Which you obviously are
You: so you are Desu
Stranger: what is desu?
You: Not what, who
You: and the answer is you
Stranger: can u explain it carefully?
You: Desu is a word
Stranger: no~~~
You: a word that means desu
Stranger: im not a desu
You: Desu is a quality that you have
Stranger: i dont know what do u mean
You: therefore, you are desu
You: I mean desu
Stranger: u said quality???
You: It is both a quality and a person
Stranger: what kind of quality？
You: which are both desu
You: a desu kind of quality
Stranger:
Stranger: so what is desu~~~
You: You are, we went over this
Stranger: ok so u want to talk to a desu? but im sorry im not
You: You most definitely are
You: It's a shame you don't realize this
Stranger: ok~~~ok im a desu~~~~so what?
You: Idk, I was just curious if you were
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Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - DeanNim - 2009-09-30
best post count to thread view ratio ever.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - KhainiWest - 2009-09-30
Spoiler
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You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 Male, USA
Stranger: o east?
You: Yeah what state are you?
Stranger: NY
You: wow me 2
Stranger: My bf just dumped me he said i had sex with him 2 much
You: Too much is never enough!
Stranger: U addicted to sex too? ~~
You: Maybe
Stranger: mmm i have big titties 4 ur cock want me to rub with them?
You: Look I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Pamela Anderson has the biggest titties of all time, of all time!
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You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 Male, USA
Stranger: o east?
You: Yeah what state are you?
Stranger: NY
You: wow me 2
Stranger: My bf just dumped me he said i had sex with him 2 much
You: Too much is never enough!
Stranger: U addicted to sex too? ~~
You: Maybe
Stranger: mmm i have big titties 4 ur cock want me to rub with them?
You: Look I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Pamela Anderson has the biggest titties of all time, of all time!
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Not as good as the others but I thought it was funny.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Jon - 2009-09-30
I found a really nice person on there once. They played MapleStory and I was really enjoying talking to them and then...
I accidently hit F5.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-30
ImVindictive Wrote:Spoiler
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You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 Male, USA
Stranger: o east?
You: Yeah what state are you?
Stranger: NY
You: wow me 2
Stranger: My bf just dumped me he said i had sex with him 2 much
You: Too much is never enough!
Stranger: U addicted to sex too? ~~
You: Maybe
Stranger: mmm i have big titties 4 ur cock want me to rub with them?
You: Look I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish but Pamela Anderson has the biggest titties of all time, of all time!
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Not as good as the others but I thought it was funny.
It was funny enough, it was funny enough.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - ablu2 - 2009-09-30
Spoiler
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You: Hi
Stranger: DO NOT WANT TO CYBER AND I DONT SPEAK CHINESE!
You: Que?
You: Habla espanol?
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You: Hi
Stranger: DO NOT WANT TO CYBER AND I DONT SPEAK CHINESE!
You: Que?
You: Habla espanol?
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Stranger: HEY
You: Hello
You: Are you ugly?
Stranger: yees
You: I bet 50$ you are
You: Oh
Stranger: yes i am
You: Then i want 50 dollars
You: ninja
Stranger: im also poor
Stranger: because im ugly
You: Aww
You: Oh I get it
You: No-one will hire you since your so ugly
You: So you cant get any money
You: Thats ok
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Stranger: HEY
You: Hello
You: Are you ugly?
Stranger: yees
You: I bet 50$ you are
You: Oh
Stranger: yes i am
You: Then i want 50 dollars
You: ninja
Stranger: im also poor
Stranger: because im ugly
You: Aww
You: Oh I get it
You: No-one will hire you since your so ugly
You: So you cant get any money
You: Thats ok
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Your not french are you?
You: French people scare me
Stranger: no im not
You: Ok
You: Korean?
Stranger: why?
You: Im allergic to korea.
You: I went over there, sniffed the air,
You: and had an allergic reaction
Stranger: no
You: Ok.
Stranger: im italian
You: Ooohh
You: Can I have some pasta?
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Your not french are you?
You: French people scare me
Stranger: no im not
You: Ok
You: Korean?
Stranger: why?
You: Im allergic to korea.
You: I went over there, sniffed the air,
You: and had an allergic reaction
Stranger: no
You: Ok.
Stranger: im italian
You: Ooohh
You: Can I have some pasta?
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Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - SlayerZach - 2009-09-30
TobiasBlack Wrote:i believe i won omegleYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
LOTS OF DESU TO START OUT WITH, WARNING!
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You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: hiiii!
Stranger: jeez
Stranger: what was that?
You: stream of desu
Stranger: what's a desu?
You: youre a desu
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: well
Stranger: could you define desu?
You: anything and everything relating to or regarding the meaning of desu is simply desu, for desu is only but desu, and cannot be anything or anyone else but desu
Stranger: huh
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: so
Stranger: techically
Stranger: you're a desu as well?!
Stranger: WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!
You: hmmm
well played citizen
Stranger: well
Stranger: now that we're fomally introduced
You: hello desu, i am desu
Stranger: how ironic!
Stranger: i'm desu as well!
Stranger: but it seems as though.
Stranger: you've caught on to that
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
You: indeed
Stranger: so i guess
Stranger: my job is desu as well?
Stranger: and
You: why, i suppose it very well would be
Stranger: your keyboard is desu?
You: by all accounts yes!
Stranger: hmm
You: all things are DESU
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: is there anything that is not DESU?
You: there is but one thing that cannot be desu
You: and that is a smile
Stranger: wow
You: but a desu can smile
Stranger: so cool
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: awesome
You: because smiles are desu being undesu
Stranger: so
Stranger: jee
Stranger: z
Stranger: that's such a paradox
You: yes
You: that is quite the desu
Stranger: paradox's are desu as well?
You: very much so
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: if all things are desu
Stranger: aside from smiles
Stranger: then
Stranger: is there a particular trait to a smile
Stranger: that makes it undesu?
Stranger: or is it simply undesu because that's what it is?
You: any desu of undesu is undesu
Stranger: complicate
Stranger: d
You: so anything that is smile is a smile, and therefore undesu
Stranger:
You: yes!
You: by george, youve got it!
Stranger: hmm
You: well played citizen
Stranger: what if
Stranger: i put a
Stranger: would the sentence still be desu?
Stranger: or undesu?
Stranger: or
Stranger: desu, but associated with the undesu
You: the sentence is in that instance desu, but the undesu is still undesu, it bears nothing towards any and all desu
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: how does one pronounce desu?
Stranger: "deh - soo" ?
You: (D-eh-s-uu)
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i'm not sure what to make of all this
You: you dont have to, thats the beauty of desu!
Stranger: i guess
You: just desu, and desu will desu you!
Stranger: but i don't like uncertainty
Stranger: but
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: desu is desu
Stranger: and
Stranger: therefore
Stranger: there's something that's certain
You: indeed
Stranger: but how is that useful?
Stranger: if everything is known
Stranger: that being
Stranger: everything is desu, except a smile
Stranger: does that even mean anything?
Stranger: Does it change anything?
You: nope, desu changes desu to desu, whilst still desuing desu's desu
Stranger: did you make up desu upon entering this chat?
Stranger: or have you known of the desu for a while?
You: i made up this definition of desu, yes, upon entering this chat
You: in actuallity it is a japanese conjoiner word.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: so
Stranger: what made you say it?
Stranger: Did it just seem like a good idea?
You: because it beat out me screaming "I HAVE AIDS" in my "interesting things to start an omegle conversation with" list
Stranger: ah
Stranger: you have a list?
You: mentally
Stranger: or is it figmitive?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Do you have aids?
You: i dont wish i werent so not unlucky
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: I guess i won't get a yes or know.
Stranger: no
Stranger: wow
Stranger: why did i say know?
Stranger: jees
Stranger: jfqpwifhq
Stranger: hmm
You: blargle
Stranger: now that we've moved away from the desu
Stranger: i'm trying to
Stranger: find something interesting to talk about
Stranger: what country are you from, my friend?
You: "friend?" we are strangers, fair fellow.
i am from the country of unified peoples under a common ideals
Stranger: this is true
Stranger: we're strangers
Stranger: i was referring to you as a friend
Stranger: as a freindly gesture
You: ahh
You: quite noble of you
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: perhaps not
Stranger: who knows
You: not i
You: not you
You: not even the server of omegle
Stranger: good
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm going to assume
Stranger: for some reason
Stranger: you're from the UK!
Stranger: Am I wrong?
You: very much so
Stranger: Darn.
You: facades are a wonderous thing indeed
Stranger: For some reason, I had a strong feeling.
You: it may be perhaps due to my vocabulary.
You: oft times wisdom of the english language is attributed to the founders of it.
Stranger: That's logical.
You: but, as it is late, i must depart. this was in all honesty a very arousing exchange, one i hadnt had in a long while from this site. good luck in pursuit of logical conversation here.
Stranger: thank you sir
Stranger: and the same to you!
You: farewell stranger
You have disconnected.
Stranger: why eyes hurt.
You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
Stranger: *my and also FUCK YOU.
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Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - ablu2 - 2009-09-30
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Stranger: m/f?
You: SMARGEEEE!
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Smargeeee
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - Corn - 2009-09-30
Some kids at a party I was at, were on this site but they never trolled T.T. It's kinda amusing, and I have a bunch of logs, but I'm too lazy to put them up.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - ablu2 - 2009-09-30
This guy owned.
Spoiler
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i HAS A Bunny
You: My bunnies name is phil
Stranger: gooooooood for uu
You: Say hi to phil!
Stranger: hiiii fil
You: Zomg
You: You spelled his name wrong
You: YOU UPSET HIM
You: Phil is leaving.
You: Say bye PHIL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye bye Fillio
You: Phil is getting his machine gun
Stranger: is filly crying like a lil peach ?
Stranger: lol
You: Mind if I track you using advanced hax?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Bring it onnnn Filly
You: Phil is now en-route to your position
You: He should be there in a few hours
You: So...
Stranger: i'v got a Bazzoka waiting for fillio
You: Awesome.
Stranger: yea ;D
You: The subject is now aliens
You: Do you believe in them?
You: I do.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: like lil green men ?
You: Well
You: Anything alive that isnt on earth
You: Like if we went to pluto or something
You: And there were blue people with 50 arms
Stranger: yea probably .. but it'll be like a bug or something
You: Those would be aliens
Stranger: lol
You: Its entirely possible
You: Ok, phil made it to the airport
Stranger: highly doubt it
You: He's getting on a plane right now
You: Aww, they wont let bunnies on the plane
Stranger: awww ..
You: And they noticed his machine gun
You: Oh look, theyre afraid of it
Stranger: doesn't he have his own privet jet ?
You: Theyre letting him on anyways
You: And no, were not rich.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: But he could probably hijack one
Stranger: ur tagging along ?
You: He would just need a pilot
Stranger: isnt that wat his doing?
You: Nah, Im watching via the camera on his ear.
You: No, he tried to get on normally
You: Now hes getting on slightly normally
Stranger: cool
You: But everyone is afraid of his machine gun
You: Ok his plane took off.
You: Whats the nearest airport to you?
Stranger: to where?
You: W/E ill google it
You: Ok...
You: Phil will be there in a few hours.
You: So...
Stranger: where?
You: Shouldnt you know?
Stranger: know what ?
You: Shouldnt you know where hes headed?
You: I googled where he is going, and coordinated it
Stranger: where is that ?
You: Oh wait, phil is trying to talk to me
You: He isnt going to land in an airport
You: Just to let you know.
Stranger: already
You: Im gonna go get my time warper
You: Brb
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i gtg now btw
You: Aww
You: Bye
You: Say hi to phil for me
Stranger: nice talking to u ^__^
You: You too
Stranger: will do
Stranger: bye bye ..
You: Bye
Stranger: theres a 1% chance we meet again
Stranger: hehe
You: Lol
You: ya
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: Austin
You: You?
Stranger: Moe
Stranger: hehe
You: Ooh
You: Phil hates people named moe
Stranger: Austin powers ?
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i HAS A Bunny
You: My bunnies name is phil
Stranger: gooooooood for uu
You: Say hi to phil!
Stranger: hiiii fil
You: Zomg
You: You spelled his name wrong
You: YOU UPSET HIM
You: Phil is leaving.
You: Say bye PHIL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye bye Fillio
You: Phil is getting his machine gun
Stranger: is filly crying like a lil peach ?
Stranger: lol
You: Mind if I track you using advanced hax?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Bring it onnnn Filly
You: Phil is now en-route to your position
You: He should be there in a few hours
You: So...
Stranger: i'v got a Bazzoka waiting for fillio
You: Awesome.
Stranger: yea ;D
You: The subject is now aliens
You: Do you believe in them?
You: I do.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: like lil green men ?
You: Well
You: Anything alive that isnt on earth
You: Like if we went to pluto or something
You: And there were blue people with 50 arms
Stranger: yea probably .. but it'll be like a bug or something
You: Those would be aliens
Stranger: lol
You: Its entirely possible
You: Ok, phil made it to the airport
Stranger: highly doubt it
You: He's getting on a plane right now
You: Aww, they wont let bunnies on the plane
Stranger: awww ..
You: And they noticed his machine gun
You: Oh look, theyre afraid of it
Stranger: doesn't he have his own privet jet ?
You: Theyre letting him on anyways
You: And no, were not rich.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: But he could probably hijack one
Stranger: ur tagging along ?
You: He would just need a pilot
Stranger: isnt that wat his doing?
You: Nah, Im watching via the camera on his ear.
You: No, he tried to get on normally
You: Now hes getting on slightly normally
Stranger: cool
You: But everyone is afraid of his machine gun
You: Ok his plane took off.
You: Whats the nearest airport to you?
Stranger: to where?
You: W/E ill google it
You: Ok...
You: Phil will be there in a few hours.
You: So...
Stranger: where?
You: Shouldnt you know?
Stranger: know what ?
You: Shouldnt you know where hes headed?
You: I googled where he is going, and coordinated it
Stranger: where is that ?
You: Oh wait, phil is trying to talk to me
You: He isnt going to land in an airport
You: Just to let you know.
Stranger: already
You: Im gonna go get my time warper
You: Brb
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i gtg now btw
You: Aww
You: Bye
You: Say hi to phil for me
Stranger: nice talking to u ^__^
You: You too
Stranger: will do
Stranger: bye bye ..
You: Bye
Stranger: theres a 1% chance we meet again
Stranger: hehe
You: Lol
You: ya
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: Austin
You: You?
Stranger: Moe
Stranger: hehe
You: Ooh
You: Phil hates people named moe
Stranger: Austin powers ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Imma let you finish, but pedobear is one of the bests rapists of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi)where are u from?
You: Hey
You: Canada
You: Vancouver
Stranger: russia
You: Ooh
You: Do you have a kick-ass gun?
Stranger: is it bad?)
You: I hear russia has a lot of kick-ass guns.
You: Oh crap my tree is melting
Stranger: what is kick-ass gun?
You: Stupid global warming
Stranger: ))))
Stranger: oh Gosh
You: OMG
You: Your one of them?
You: Im a >>>>!
You: YOUR GOING DOWN FOO
Stranger: I'm just a boy))))))
You: Wait
You: Your not from ))))?
Stranger: noooo...T______T
You: Oh.
You: Ok.
You: Anyways...
Stranger: what you're talkin' 'bout?
You: Nuthin.
You: A kick ass gun is a really awesome gun
You: That owns people
You: And maybe tanks
Stranger: never heard
You: Well its not an actual type of gun
Stranger: are you obsessed wit gunz?
Stranger:
You: No, not really
You: Russia just reminded me of kick-ass guns
You: They seem like the place to have them
Stranger: stereotypezz
You: Ya...
Stranger: Russia is not what u think it is
You: In all the flash games russia is TOUGH
Stranger: ahaha
You: And has like twice the hp of other countries
Stranger: there are no bears
Stranger: no vodka
You: But in pandemic, madagascar is impossible to beat
Stranger: no caviar)))))))
You: Stop going ))))))
You: You make me feel like im going to be attacked
You: OH CRAP ITS JEFF
Stranger: no no...
You: BRB!
(At this point I went to get a snack.)
Stranger: just telling you
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: hey boy
You: oK BACK
You: Jeff put up a good fight that time
You: I g2g
You: They never come in just one
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi)where are u from?
You: Hey
You: Canada
You: Vancouver
Stranger: russia
You: Ooh
You: Do you have a kick-ass gun?
Stranger: is it bad?)
You: I hear russia has a lot of kick-ass guns.
You: Oh crap my tree is melting
Stranger: what is kick-ass gun?
You: Stupid global warming
Stranger: ))))
Stranger: oh Gosh
You: OMG
You: Your one of them?
You: Im a >>>>!
You: YOUR GOING DOWN FOO
Stranger: I'm just a boy))))))
You: Wait
You: Your not from ))))?
Stranger: noooo...T______T
You: Oh.
You: Ok.
You: Anyways...
Stranger: what you're talkin' 'bout?
You: Nuthin.
You: A kick ass gun is a really awesome gun
You: That owns people
You: And maybe tanks
Stranger: never heard
You: Well its not an actual type of gun
Stranger: are you obsessed wit gunz?
Stranger:
You: No, not really
You: Russia just reminded me of kick-ass guns
You: They seem like the place to have them
Stranger: stereotypezz
You: Ya...
Stranger: Russia is not what u think it is
You: In all the flash games russia is TOUGH
Stranger: ahaha
You: And has like twice the hp of other countries
Stranger: there are no bears
Stranger: no vodka
You: But in pandemic, madagascar is impossible to beat
Stranger: no caviar)))))))
You: Stop going ))))))
You: You make me feel like im going to be attacked
You: OH CRAP ITS JEFF
Stranger: no no...
You: BRB!
(At this point I went to get a snack.)
Stranger: just telling you
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: hey boy
You: oK BACK
You: Jeff put up a good fight that time
You: I g2g
You: They never come in just one
You have disconnected.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - SlayerZach - 2009-09-30
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi..you normal ?
You: hi :>
You: a little? :<
You: ill be normal just for you~
Stranger: sounds gay...
You: :<
Stranger: lol...
You: ur mean
You: cries
You have disconnected.
Omegle! Lets talk to strangers! - KhainiWest - 2009-09-30
ablu2 Wrote:This guy owned.
Spoiler
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i HAS A Bunny
You: My bunnies name is phil
Stranger: gooooooood for uu
You: Say hi to phil!
Stranger: hiiii fil
You: Zomg
You: You spelled his name wrong
You: YOU UPSET HIM
You: Phil is leaving.
You: Say bye PHIL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bye bye Fillio
You: Phil is getting his machine gun
Stranger: is filly crying like a lil peach ?
Stranger: lol
You: Mind if I track you using advanced hax?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Bring it onnnn Filly
You: Phil is now en-route to your position
You: He should be there in a few hours
You: So...
Stranger: i'v got a Bazzoka waiting for fillio
You: Awesome.
Stranger: yea ;D
You: The subject is now aliens
You: Do you believe in them?
You: I do.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: like lil green men ?
You: Well
You: Anything alive that isnt on earth
You: Like if we went to pluto or something
You: And there were blue people with 50 arms
Stranger: yea probably .. but it'll be like a bug or something
You: Those would be aliens
Stranger: lol
You: Its entirely possible
You: Ok, phil made it to the airport
Stranger: highly doubt it
You: He's getting on a plane right now
You: Aww, they wont let bunnies on the plane
Stranger: awww ..
You: And they noticed his machine gun
You: Oh look, theyre afraid of it
Stranger: doesn't he have his own privet jet ?
You: Theyre letting him on anyways
You: And no, were not rich.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: But he could probably hijack one
Stranger: ur tagging along ?
You: He would just need a pilot
Stranger: isnt that wat his doing?
You: Nah, Im watching via the camera on his ear.
You: No, he tried to get on normally
You: Now hes getting on slightly normally
Stranger: cool
You: But everyone is afraid of his machine gun
You: Ok his plane took off.
You: Whats the nearest airport to you?
Stranger: to where?
You: W/E ill google it
You: Ok...
You: Phil will be there in a few hours.
You: So...
Stranger: where?
You: Shouldnt you know?
Stranger: know what ?
You: Shouldnt you know where hes headed?
You: I googled where he is going, and coordinated it
Stranger: where is that ?
You: Oh wait, phil is trying to talk to me
You: He isnt going to land in an airport
You: Just to let you know.
Stranger: already
You: Im gonna go get my time warper
You: Brb
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i gtg now btw
You: Aww
You: Bye
You: Say hi to phil for me
Stranger: nice talking to u ^__^
You: You too
Stranger: will do
Stranger: bye bye ..
You: Bye
Stranger: theres a 1% chance we meet again
Stranger: hehe
You: Lol
You: ya
Stranger: whats ur name ?
You: Austin
You: You?
Stranger: Moe
Stranger: hehe
You: Ooh
You: Phil hates people named moe
Stranger: Austin powers ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: m or f
You: Imma let you finish, but pedobear is one of the bests rapists of all time
You: OF ALL TIME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Son of a b`itch you took my joke :< You think a bunny with a machine gun is bad ass? How about a bear with a Ak47. Coming to your house now and he aint gonna tell ya to stop forest fires. He'll start one so he burns your lit up corpse.