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The epic journey - Rain - 2008-07-23
a battery bigger then my head (:O)....
The epic journey - ablu2 - 2008-07-23
and when it was done it...
The epic journey - Chompy - 2008-07-23
a zombie raptor that was actually Jesus....
The epic journey - ablu2 - 2008-07-24
Chompy Wrote:a zombie raptor that was actually Jesus....
That had nothing to do with my post, read previous post much?
The epic journey - Chompy - 2008-07-24
ablu2 Wrote:That had nothing to do with my post, read previous post much?"Once upon a time, some mapler..."opened the magical door to candy mountain..Where upon She found that there was to be no candy in Candy mountain because it was stolen by.....three umbral blots, who were plotting to use the candy to...make the ruler of the world sick. Then they would...castrate all the little boys..for fear of losing their heads. The little boys being castrated......with blunt rocks started to...become fuzzy from their...tentacles sprouting out of their eyes..And tentacle***ed the mapler...who ate the little boys...and pooped them out. He then perform cloitus...on a Mudkip, which...Summoned forth a Pikachu known only as Pink Been that proceeded to...pee all over bush face and...rock out very loudly all night, so he could...have a roflcopter that went swaswaswaswa which resulted in...a kamehameha which took about a month to charge up..
a battery bigger then my head and when it was done it...a zombie raptor that was actually Jesus....(insert action relating to Jesus raptor and the battery kamehameha) Sounds good so far!
The epic journey - Hazzy - 2008-07-24
Afterwords, the crew of the Lion King came out and began to sing "Rock me Sexy Jesus!" This is when the right winged nut cases started shooting everyone in town as if they were turkies. However, unbeknonced to them, this was actually a turkey farm, and they have actually really just gone insane. In the meantime, somewhere in the Johto Regein, Pikachu got laided by the hands of Team Rocket, Ash, and a very big Raichu. Rumors began to circulate that he didn't enjoy this, which lead to his expusion from the Johto Regein. Ash then went emo and started cutting. This is when Misty tried to compfort him by 24/7 sex-on-demand, which Ash quickly realised he can abuse. After abusing it for two years, he decided to actually do something and go after Pikachu. Course, he was drunk, so he misread his own thoughts and hunted Pikachu down with a Chain Saw. But by this time, Pikachu had turned into a Roman Sex God, and ash was killed on the spot by the Germans. Why the Germans? I have no fucking idea.
Continue from that. xP
(Hey, he never gave size limitations)
The epic journey - Five Second Pose - 2008-07-24
and then Hitler had an orgy, which resulted in...
The epic journey - z0mgc00k13 - 2008-07-25
...a near by mudkip to die...
The epic journey - Moti - 2008-07-25
...and apparently Hiter doesn't like Mudkipz, so one of his guards...
The epic journey - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
revolted and slapped hitler 10 times...
The epic journey - ZuWrath - 2008-07-25
... because he can and...
The epic journey - Hazzy - 2008-07-25
it's expensive.
The epic journey - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Then a puppy peed on the presidents shoe...
The epic journey - Alloy - 2008-07-25
Producing the shoe to break the space continuous, resulting in a black hole, that started to suck in all existence, in the most epic possible way, BUT someone stopped it. It was...
The epic journey - ZYXWVUT - 2008-07-25
Me.
The epic journey - EngelRod - 2008-07-25
Who was secretly the prince of the candy store, then he....
The epic journey - ablu2 - 2008-07-25
Ate all the candy and...
The epic journey - Five Second Pose - 2008-07-25
stole ablu's hat, then...
The epic journey - Blankout - 2008-07-26
...bam! His clothes fell off. However...
The epic journey - Five Second Pose - 2008-07-26
he was actually a spy for the Digimon...