Hypothetically

[Fiel]

Hypothetically, let's say Someone Who Isn't Me went into a grocery store...

now this is all hypothetical, just hypothetical see?

went into a grocery store and picked up a cantaloupe, rolled it around in my hands and maybe, just maybe

hypothetically

played bowling in the aisles with the cantaloupe and...

HYPOTHETICALLY...

used some cans of v8 as the pins?

This is all completely hypothetical of course.

[Link]

Hypothetically, you would break the universe.

We did something similar to this when I was working in Kroger. I don't know how store management let us get away with it. Fun times.

[Pikamemnon]

My supermarket game of choice would be "The black tiles are hot lava!"

[Mute]

... in my hands ...

You betray yourself good ser.

[Justin]

Hypothetically, I'd hope it was recorded and uploaded for all to see.

Hypothetically, of course.