I figured out how to win Maplestory

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I came in here to find out the secret to winning MapleStory, and you guys are ruining it. You are derailing this thread, which is arguably the most valuable one on this site (next to my threads, of course).

the secret is spend more money on the game

[KhainiWest]

remember you can always use a belt if regular leashes don't fit around your neck

If she was using a belt it be for a number of different things

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If she was using a belt it be for a number of different things

[Derimed]

Naw, winning would be being able to fight the Black Mage. Not because he's the final plot boss, but because we'd get to see Fiel eat his shirt. Then all the years of watching this game descend into chaos would be worth it.

Don't you think Fiel has eaten enough shirts? The poor man wants a hamburger, but his chinchillas bring him only shirts. The poor man is philosophically dissatisfied with life as a result. Have some pity for the poor chinchilla man.

[KhainiWest]

Don't you think Fiel has eaten enough shirts? The poor man wants a hamburger, but his chinchillas bring him only shirts. The poor man is philosophically dissatisfied with life as a result. Have some pity for the poor chinchilla man.

I dont think you understand the reference

[xparasite9]

Don't you think Fiel has eaten enough shirts? The poor man wants a hamburger, but his chinchillas bring him only shirts. The poor man is philosophically dissatisfied with life as a result. Have some pity for the poor chinchilla man.

The shirt promise, for reference.

[Afeared]

Just be a cute girl with available nudes. Or something like that.