The other day, curiously, when I said I was single, my friends questioned me to why I have not married yet to APQ. I told them that I had three conditions to getting married:
1) The girl has to be a girl, not a g.i.r.l.
2) I have to know the girl well enough as a friend, and the girl has to consider me well enough as a friend to not break the ring. (I wouldn't want to waste $25 over some argument.)
3) The girl cannot be a mule, she must be active. I want to actually use my spouse chat.
If those three conditions can be met, I wouldn't mind paying. However, I know realistically that the three cannot be met. I digress. This topic is about the extent of seriousness Maplers take weddings.
After seeing the three conditions, my friends replied saying that the benefits of APQ far exceed that of anything serious and if I was unsatisfied, I should just break the ring. One friend told me that "even [my] mule is married". Another told me that I should marry myself. "Who doesn't love [him]self?"
Well, what do you think? Will you marry just some random, a mule, or yourself or what not? Make sure you include the reason behind your vote. Thanks.