Why are asians so bad at driving,

[Sardines]

piloting, and navigating? A crashed plane, missing plane (presumably also crashed), crashed boat.

[Corn]

We can't be good at everything man.

[Sardines]

We can't be good at everything man.

As an asian, I can't accept this.

[bxtduy]

BS! Accidents can happen to everybody, everywhere, every second.

[Dudewitbow]

[JoeTang]

Terrible at walking too.

[Words]

I'd give up my driving skills to become more asian-like, good at math and videogames and whatever other thing Asians are good at.
But only my driving skills... I don't want any anatomic ​changes.

[Nion]

I heard of a folk tale where there was an Asian who was actually the best at driving. Then he died. The end.

[VerrKol]

I'd give up my driving skills to become more asian-like, good at math and videogames and whatever other thing Asians are good at.
But only my driving skills... I don't want any anatomic ​changes.

I'm jealous of all ethnic minorities since so many of them get to learn a secret language from birth.

[Hanabira.Kage]

Russia disagrees.

[Words]

Russia disagrees.

But that's because they're drunk with all the vodka, right? Asians have no excuse, do they?

[Hanabira.Kage]

But that's because they're drunk with all the vodka, right? Asians have no excuse, do they?

Guess not.

At least the Chinese don't even have to drive; they jump all over the damn place with their mad kung fu skillz while shrieking at the top of their lungs.

[KhainiWest]

Asians also suck at romance, I mean they have tv shows dedicated to them sucking, KOREAN DRAMAS ANYONE. @Mandalay;

White people have drama's but they have legitimate problems, like cancer, twins and the such. Whitepower

[Sardines]

Asians also suck at romance, I mean they have tv shows dedicated to them sucking, KOREAN DRAMAS ANYONE. Mandalay;

White people have drama's but they have legitimate problems, like cancer, twins and the such. Whitepower

What are up with those Korean dramas. They're all like Winter Snow Rhapsody or Mountainside Peaceful Village or Spring Cherry Plum Blossoms.

Also cancer, heart disease, and stroke are the leading cause of death for asian americans.

All complications linked to stress. Not implying, just putting it out there.

[MariettaRC]

I'm jealous of all ethnic minorities since so many of them get to learn a secret language from birth.

I actually had to be taught Spanish because my family was sick of not understanding a thing I said in English.

[KhainiWest]

I actually had to be taught Spanish because my family was sick of not understanding a thing I said in English.

Mariacolette: Shut the f`uck up mom

Mom: Que?!

Mariacolette: Te amo

[xparasite9]

Remember that google adsense has a policy against this

[byakugan]

Because they can't see clearly with their narrow eyes?

How am I the first one to say this joke?

[李船長]

Try crossing streets in China.

[Moonlapse]

I heard of a folk tale where there was an Asian who was actually the best at driving. Then he died. The end.

Life summed up in three words!