Hi everybody! It's me, May! I've returned to take over the community spotlight! That Korin guy was too old and stuffy for my taste. He doesn't have his finger on the pulse of youth culture like I do.
Let's be real: this past month was pretty scary. Ignacio, Zakad and the Dragon Cultists kinda like... burned Saint's Haven to the ground, I guess? But it's all good now! They rebuilt it from the ground up and it's even better. For a while I was running a super slop soup kitchen but none of the refugees seemed to want any... I wonder why? Aren't they hungry?
Now that Saint's Haven is back to normal, trade in Altera has boomed! With danger lurking in the elvish kingdom of Arendel, more and more supplies are being sent to the woods to help the elves. Sigh. They're sooooo pretty... I wish I was an elf.
Elves sure do love their art, so
Irohana has seen a lot more business. These beautiful portraits were commissioned by some of Altera's most elite members of high society, and Irohana did a stupendous job of rendering their likenesses! Get in touch and maybe you can have your portrait made...
Some Alterans are pitching in and helping their fellow warriors, archers and tinkerers in the wake of Zakad's attack. Slash has put together an amazing zoetrope that details the best strategies for leveling up. With that Lv. 70 cap increase, Slash's work is truly invaluable advice! I have no understanding of the technology behind zoetropes, though...
All this talk of destruction and doom is too much for me. May just wants to have fun! Thankfully some Alterans know how to take a load off and relax. Louvain knows that escaping into fantasy is a great way to take your mind off evil dragons that want to eat us all. Take part in
Louvain's Dragon Nest Forum Roleplaying Game, a great alternative to slaying goblins and orcs! I hear goblin blood impossible to get out of your clothes.
Hmmm... note to self: come up with stain remover remedy for goblin blood.
EUREKA!! I'M GOING TO MAKE A FORTUNE!!
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